http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:33:08 +0000 a-n rss generator a-n The Artists Information Company and contributors edit@a-n.co.uk technical@a-n.co.uk http://www.a-n.co.uk/img/logo.gif http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Well, it’s been quite an interesting week as Novia continue to put on the pressure at the top. No-one could’ve  really predicted the start they’ve had to the season and their manager has promised more of the same. ‘I’m convinced that this ain’t no goddamn fluke. My guys worked their butts off over the summer break, and alls am sayin’ is that if Athletico want to get back in the runnin’ they’re gonna have ta sing for the top spot…’ Meanwhile, Tranquilayers are relieved to have bagged their first 3 points in a number of games. Their chairman expects better from his team… ‘I’m a bit confused as to why we’ve pretty much written off any realistic chance of honours this season. It’s important for our club and community that we get ourselves in the top 3  ASAP. ‘ Universo Collunteen are reported to have made a new bid to relocate their region and move from the ground that they’ve occupied for the last 25 years. They have reportedly been in recent talks with Armitage consultants and are looking to re brand themselves for a more middle class market. This hasn’t gone down too well with their large militant working class fan base though…  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Delta made a remarkable comeback against a stunned Colne side. They’ve now recorded a fourth straight victory after an uncertain start to the season…Bayerns had to hold on against a typically stubborn Bombaya after having two players sent off for dissent early in the second half…Liver Halvers have gained a new sponsorship deal with Alfreda solutions after their 3-1 demolition of an ailing Bolsov side…Tranquilayers win again despite fielding a weakened team against Industrious...Champions Olby had to dig deep to gain a slender advantage against a tough Dons outfit…Novia extend their lead at the summit with an edgy performance at Muno...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 There was a much needed return from injury for Colne’s number one player. He practically snuffed out every attacking opportunity that the Athletico outfit made. The Athletican boss was very unhappy with a last minute penalty appeal…Olby are said to be seeking new financial investment after a 1-1 stalemate with Bayerns - a game that they dominated until the last five minutes of play…Green Tree’s boss believes that Red Star will finish in the top two for the first time since 1990 – ‘They’re so young, I can see them dominating the league the same way Delta did at the turn of the century.’ Bombaya completely dominated at home to Lunderbach, missing a hatful of opportunities before getting an injury time winner.   The Sporting League federation is currently investigating a series of financial irregularities along the coast of Pacifica. The club maintain that they have no connections with the ongoing list of negative headlines coming from the area.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Metronova scored early to draw level on points with Liver Halvers.  The home team dominated proceedings against a Halvers side that just couldn’t seem to get out of the starting blocks. Novia continue their ‘dog with a bone’ policy by strengthening their grip at the top with a 3-1 win at the intimidating Dons stadium.  Play was halted after 19 minutes due to a pitch invasion from Dons supporters in protest against the clubs rising gate fees. The youth of Red Star choked out ailing champions Olby with a convincing 1-0 triumph. Red Star are also in talks with Zindustrious in a potential loan spell for their out of favour winger. Delta and Athletico played out a predictable 1-1 draw. Meanwhile, both teams have been in early talks with Rayinado as they both compete for the Sporting league’s most lucrative sponsorship deal.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns manager believes that his side will be in the running at the end of th season after a convincing 1-0 win over Lunderbach. Olby threw away a 2 goal lead against Athletico leaving the champion's season in disarray. The Athletico boss has said that the introduction of their youth academy has impacted positively as they remain firmly in the top 3. Tranquilayers leap-frogged over Liver Halvers and push on in their target for a top 3 finish. Chamber Athlete were comfortable 2-0 winners over cash strapped Muno. Athlete are on the verge of an investment deal which their chairman believes will bring them the Sporting League title within 3 years. Novia struggled against lowly Pacifica but managed to hold onto their top spot in spite of an inspired revival by the opposition. Red Star are the in form side with a 5-1 thumping of Zindustrious. Will they be top in May for the 1st time since 1990? Time will tell...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 14 Update: In brief... Pacifica have fallen into deeper trouble as champions Olby were 2-1 victors and clung onto their outsider chances of regaining the title. Chamber Athlete are a team worthy of the top 5, so it's strange to see them down in 12th place. A 1-0 win over rivals Metronova eased their worries for this week at the very least. Novia and Athletico ended up playing out a predictable stalemate which finished 0-0. Red Star are getting stronger as they edged closer to the leaders Novia with a 3-1 win over Bolsov. The Tranquilayers district is currently in the throes of a flu pandemic, but this didn't stop their resurgent team winning 3-1 on their travels to Bombaya...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 News in brief... Novia suffered their 2nd defeat of the season to a full strength Chamber Athlete. Chamber, who were one of the favourites at the start of the season have found the kind of form that the bookies originally backed them for a top 3 finish. Champions Olby steadied the ship with a convincing 4-2 win over injury hit Liver Halvers. Two consecutive victories has moved them within 7 points of the leaders. Bayerns recorded their third win in a row against Pacifica. They now move into the top 2 and are the bookies new favourites for the title. The Alderbaren consortium have had their latest appeal for control of the Bayerns estate rejected. The municipal convention voted 748-687 against the motion.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 16: Summary. Tranquilayers have now recorded their 9th consecutive win - the first time since their title winning season 1986-87. Novia won the battle against champions Olby.Novia are now 4 points clear at the summit and were dominant against a tame Olby side whose chances of retaining the title have all but diminished. Metronova moved up into 6th position after a comfortable 2-0 win over Delta. It now seems a long time since Delta beat Metro to win the first of their turn of the century titles from the year 2000. Bayerns won at a struggling Pacifica despite fielding a reserve squad. The Sporting 8 convention begins next week with the Bayerns region as hosts for the illustrious event. It is expected that there will be a large presence of Universo collunteen supporters to meet delegates in protest at the Bayerns municipalen. Collunteen have been  continually refused access back into the league after 20 years of trouble with their fan base.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 17: News in brief... The Bayerns no 1 player has officially left the club after a major falling out with the chairman. Details about the reasons are sketchy at the moment but it is believed that a culture of bullying within the backroom staff could harbour a clue. The news comes after Bayerns won 3-0 against Delta with the player in question scoring two of the three goals. The rumour mill also suggests that a move to current league leaders Novia on a free transfer is imminant. Bolsov and Dons have been hit flush on their respective chins after all the players picked up injuries in a fractious 2-2 draw. Leaders Novia were held 1-1 against Green Tree. The Novia coach insisted that the current squad are strong enough to win the title and there's no cash left in the bank for any big signings unless they win the league. Red Star have now moved two points behind  Delta after a last gasp penalty goal against Lunderbach. Red Star have been keen to distance themselves from the recent negative publicity around the clubs 'drinking culture.' PR company Meniscus solutions have been drafted in to restore the professional 'workmanlike' values of the club. Indentine dominated against Tranquilayers but still went down by two goals to one. The win was Tranquilayers 10th league win in a row - a club record which has more than made up for their tentative start to the season. Athletico have still only lost one game this season despite not getting out of 2nd gear as their reserves won 1-0 against Pacifica. Pacifica have been given 72 hours to find funding to prevent the administrators setting up camp at the Coasta stadium. There have been suggestions that a merger with Universo Collunteen could well be on the cards.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league game 18: News in brief. Athletico triumphed against Chamber Athlete in a much anticipated derby match. The Athleticans were able to call upon their senior players with two inspired substitutions in the second half which resulted in an 85th minute wonder strike by their number 2 player. Olby again proved too strong for a depleted Delta securinga 2-1 win. It proved to be quite a bizarre encounter with the Olby manager sent off for doing a walking handstand across the pitch in celebration of his sides winning goal. Bayerns played some truly inspiration football as they routinely turned over 16th placed Indentine. Bayerns are now firmly placed in third position and their demanding coach believes that they'll almost certainly be in pole position come what May. Red Star lost a bit of ground after the Pacifica midfield deadened the game - preventing Red Star from playing their usual self assured football. Tranquilayers came back from a goal down with a comprehensive 3-1 victory over a jaded Green Tree.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 19 Novia were dominant in their 3-1 win which was previously predicted by the bookies to be a score draw against Bombaya. Zindustrious have confirmed that they're going to quit The Sporting League at the end of the season whether they end up relegated or not. Their chief executive has said that  'league politics' was the reason. Pacifica were the latest side to turn them over with a 1-0 win at the Pacificos stadium. Champions Olby were stunned at home by Indentine - it now looks impossible for them to have any chance of regaining their title. Athletico made hard work of their match against Colne eventually running out with a deserved 2-1 win. Metronova would have liked to have given their new owners something to celebrate but couldn't keep up with an aggressive Bayerns. Delta won 3-0 against Dons but they're still a shadow of the team that dominated Sporting football in the seasons 2000, 2001 and 2002. Time passes... News just in...Lunderbach have booted out the toffs from their board room and have handed back power to the Matzburgh family. They  left Green Tree choking on their green tea with a convincing 3-2 win.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 20   Novia had to pull out all the stops to preserve the minimal amount of daylight between themselves and the chasing pack. They eventually overcame Metronova with a 3-2 win. Athletico wasted no time down on the golden coast with a 3-1 win over Pacifica. It has been well documented that the coastal giants are starting to look like the first real victims of the recession. Olby came from a goal down to defeat pretenders Red Star as the champions continued to hold onto the outsider’s belief of regaining their beloved sporting league trophy with a well earned 2-1 win. Tranquilayers were winners against manager less Indentine. Two early first half goals for the blues sealed the fate of the red and blacks. Chamber Athlete were desperate to get their season going and a 2-1 win against Lunderbach was much needed. Athlete manager: ‘The league is still our no1 priority, but the 20 point gap is too much to make up at the moment – make no mistake, we’ll be in the top 4 at the end of the season…’ Liver Halvers saw their top two players sent for respective early baths in their 1-0 defeat at Bayerns municipal stadium. Bayerns manager: ‘I’ll tell ye what, we should have put 8 past them today but the keeper was top draw…’ Bolsov were more than happy with the 3 points secured at Colne with a convincing 4-1 victory. There was also a cameo performance from their no1 player. ‘It’s bubbled under him…was he offside?’ That was the familiar cry from the Green Tree commentary box as they piled on an industrial amount of pressure for the long suffering coach of Zindustrious.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 21   Athletico celebrated their new contract with Rayinado conglomerates with a sublime performance against Green Tree. A 6-0 route put the whales in pole position. Red Star ended their lean spell of 3 games without a win by thumping 15th placed Indentine by four goals to one. The Bayerns caretaker boss is said to be considering the boardrooms offer of a permanent contract despite his recent tirade mainly aimed at the 'Mainline' investors. Bolsov boss: 'I was pleased with our performance, I mean we were playing the toughest team in the league out there...a few more games like that and we'll be safe by the end of the season.' Tranquilayers managed to get over the rejection of a new stadium being built in the Hilti forest with a 1-0 win over Delta. Delta chairman: 'Well, that's 14 games without a loss for Tranquilayers. I just hope our players can learn something from that match today. I'll tell ya something, there's not much between us and them - they just seem to have a bit more patience on the ball...that's all..'  Chamber Athlete seemed to do everything but put the ball in the net against Metronova.  Athlete manager: 'I'm at a loss to be honest, we had, what do you say...the bounce of the ball alright, we're just lookin' for some divine intervention right now ...' Champions Olby were in defiant mood as they overpowered a worryingly jaded Novia. Novia boss: 'We need a rest, that's all. Don't forget, these kids are playing in The Sporting league for their first season...I'm really proud with what they've done so far during this campaign. I know we're going to bounce back from this one, but credit to the Olby...I can't see them losing to anyone else this year.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 22   Novia returned to the summit with a hard fought win against the bottom of the league Muno. The Novia gaffer - 'Well, it's like I've said before...we've just got a bunch of kids out there with heavy legs, the Sporting League Association really need to be looking at a mid season break.' Lunderbach moved closer to Metronova with a well earned win. Metronova had played some of their best stuff since the mid 90's  but were still unable to translate performance into goals. Red Star believe that the've an outsiders chance of winning the title for the 1st time since 1990. Red Star boss - 'I'm very pleased with to be back in the hot seat. We are looking forward to the last 16 games and I believe we'll put a good run together and our target this season is a top 3 finish.' Pacifica were the Red Stars' latest victim as they rolled over in a 2-0 battering. Delta came back from a goal down against Bombaya in the battle for 7th place. Delta are now a 150-1 shot to finish in the top 3. Champions Olby are refusing to give up hope with a 2-1 win over Zindustrious. Olby chief exec, 'I'm not happy with the Zindustrious management, I mean did you see the pictures of the crowd? That was the most intimidating atmosphere I've ever had to endure in all my years in football. I was even thinking of putting some investment their way prior to the game, now I'll be putting in a complaint to The Sporting League...for what it's worth.'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Novia extended their lead at the top of the league to two points by beating a resilient Bolsov 2-1. Nova's boss has been fined by The Sporting Council for recent comments directed at top board officials. Tranquilayers looked visibly stunned as they were comprehensively beaten by a resurgent Bombaya by three goals to nil. Tranquilayers boss: 'I was watching the match on the big screen in Sporting City and must confess to a feeling of anxiety when my scouts went to check out Bombaya training the day before. This is a crisis result for us...no doubt about that. I got it wrong...I hold up my hands...our opponents played with creative intelligence.' Olby were back in the mix after putting 2 goals past a dazed Athletico.  A delirious Olby boss: 'I hate Athletico! Our wealth amounts to just a 20th of theirs...yeah we're the shoestring champions. I promise you this we're gonna stay unbeaten now and I've more players coming through! Ye know, Athletico disrespected us earlier this year when they beat us 3-2...what goes around comes around man...what goes around...' Delta made hard work of their match against Colne eventually winning 1-0. Colne have confirmed that they're leaving The Sporting league at the end of the season to explore projects elsewhere. There are rumours that they're currently in the process of collaborating with the exiled intellectual revolutionaries Universo Collunteen. Bayerns and Red Star erred on the side of caution with a 0-0 draw. It has already been voted the most boring game of the year. Bayerns boss: 'we cancelled each other out....perhaps there was a bit too much respect out there today. We'll do the usual post-mortem and research our action plan for the next outing.'   News: # Latent Marketing Solutions have bought a 70% stake in the acquisition of Chamber Athlete. # Dons are developing the creative strand of their business by opening the Cultur Des Artifactos in Centrale Vale. ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 24   Red Star players were relieved to hear the final whistle after a tense 1-0 win against Bolsov. The reds players must be wondering how they're still 11 points behind leaders Olby s they've played arguably the best football this season. Olby meanwhile were 2 goals down against struggling Indentine, but 3 second half goals secured them another victory. Olby boss: 'We were lucky out there; we got the breaks and took 'em. Que cera  cera. Our defence were caught sleeping on too many occasions for my liking, no jobs are safe in this team, I hope the defenders get the message after that game. Novia increased their lead at the top to 4 points with a hard fought win over faded giants Delta. Novia captain: 'I nearly signed for the opposition at the start of the year believe it or not - I think they're going to turn a corner especially when the Consought deal goes through. Athletico and Tranquilayers shared the paltry spoils as they both played out a bore draw. Bombaya face the prospect of a 20 point deduction if they are put into administration by their main creditor Leylel bank. A 2-1 win against Lunderbach means that they would still be outside the relegation zone if they fail to discover a new buyer by the end of next week. Green Tree supporters had a peaceful sit in to protest against 'nothing in particular' as they enjoyed a 3-1 win over Metronova. ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns kept up the intense pressure on leaders Novia with a sublime performance against a bewildered Metronova. Three first half goals from their no2 striker helped the Bayerns cause but the boss was far from convinced. 'There was a lot of sloppy defending all over the park, the guys need to get it together before we face Muno. They've got some good young strikers who'll certainly take their chances.' Red Star won the match of the day against Bombaya 3-1. Red Star boss: 'We really need to concentrate on our game plan at the moment. We've got a team of fantastic individuals out there, but they'll need to stick with the plan of action. I know the Sporting League financial bubble has burst but we've just got to keep up the struggle. If you'd have told me that we'd be 7 points off the top at the beginning of the season, we'd have taken it that's for sure. It's not all doom and gloom my friends.' Dons are virtually safe after a well earned 1-0 win against Lunderbach. An injury time goalmouth scramble by their captain sealed the 3 valuable points. Dons PR executive: 'Two wins in a row have put us in a virtually untouchable position, we've got huge investments lined up for next season...these are exciting times. It's an extremely intricate piece of work we're involved in here at the moment.' Athletico hauled themselves back into the title race with a 1-0 win against Delta. Athletico boss - 'It's looking as though it could go down to the wire this season. We've got a situation where two of our defenders are coming back to full strength, so I'll be looking for a return to the tight ship at the back for the race to the finishing line.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 26   Red Star brought themselves back into contention with a brace from their no1 striker against a flagging Athletico. It was a carbon copy performance from the same fixture earlier this season. Red Star boss: 'I'm well pleased with that performance against the best team in the league (on paper). We've done the double over them now...I can't believe it's been 20 years since we last managed that!'   Novia came back from the brink to win at the Green Tree concrete forest 2-1.   Sporting radio commentary: Pundit 1: 'Do you actually, now honestly belieeeve that Novia have got what it takes...I mean honestly? Pundit 2: 'Aye, I've jus' got myself a good feelin' there for 'em,. I mean, how many shots did you see on target out there? Nah, I'm takin' a good look at The Olby...its white knuckle time buddy.'   Olby were unstoppable against Chamber Athlete as they hit them for six.   Sporting radio snapshot: ...Pundit 1: 'Well Gavin there was talk about Chamber Athlete being the rightful successors of the Olby crown at the start of the campaign...what's gone wrong over there?' Pundit 2: 'I think they're still young, look, all that financial stuff must've had an impact. I know The Sporting League teams are a resilient bunch but there still needs to be an element of sensitivity when you're dealing with people at the beginning of their respective careers...Next year you're gonna see a big improvement over there...'     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 27  Sporting radio snapshots...'I don't understand why Olby went out on the defensive (Olby 0-0 Delta). Ye know, Delta played their percentages really well out there today and were pretty much quid's in at the end of the 90.'  'I must say, the Red Star striker handled the tough Tranquilayers defence really well...I mean, he's diplomatic by nature and kept his head where others would've surely retaliated.' ( Red Star 2-0 Tranquilayers).  End radio.  Athletico found a much needed return to form against Muno with a 3-1 triumph. Athletico boss: 'I'm, erm, what you say, relieved that we got the win. The titles out of our hands now, so we've got to keep the defence solid over the last 10 games and then we'll see...'  Liver Halvers  completely dominated against the league leaders Novia but eventually went down 1-0 to a last kick of the match in the torrential rain.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 28   Novia took a giant step towards their 1st  Sporting title after coming back from a goal down against Bayerns to win 2-1. Sporting radio: 'There was a real buzz around the Bayerns stadium at the start of the game but it just seems as though Novia are proving to have the X factor this season.'   There were ongoing protests that led to disruption prior to the Zindustrious and Colne game. The anger felt by the Zindustrious supporters seemed to have had a positive effect on their players as they went on to win 4-0.   Zindustrious are going to become the 1st major team to feel the full force of the Sporting cutbacks as they'll now be hit with a 50% reduction in their regular funding as they're the newcomers to the league.   Red Star recorded their 5th win in a row with a 1-0 score line against Lunderbach. Red Star boss: 'We're relying on others doing us a few favours. There are still a good ten games left to go and we really need to keep ourselves in the top three. We need to grab enough cash to push us on in future seasons - anything else is a bonus...'   The Olby boss admitted that his team will be relinquishing their crown at the end of the season but remained upbeat after a 3-0 win against Bolsov. 'The players are a buzzin' all over the pitch - we're chasin' rainbows now = we're the eternal underdogs, you must believe me. I'm still confident that we're gonna go unbeaten in the last 10 games.'   ## Liver Halvers are still going ahead with proposed strike action in Sporting City after confirmation that they're going to lose all their regular funding from the sporting federation after losing their court battle against Bayerns.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 29   Zindustrious put the brakes on a Novia title surge as they held the yellow perils 1-1. Zindustrious boss: 'We're having a tough time in the courts off field which is why I'm so delighted with the response from the players. We've upped the training and you've witnessed the results over our last four matches. We'll never be the pretty option - that's for sure, but we had Novia hanging on for dear life out there!'   Red Star showed a high level of inventive football as they kept the Delta teams hopes of a return to form by beating them 3-2/   Olby moved to within 6 points of the leaders with a solid performance against Dons - winning 1-0.   Bayerns had one of those games where they played poorly but still managed to carve out a 1-0 victory over Green Tree.   **Sporting radio: (Athletico 2-1 Bolsov).   Pundit 1: 'Well its obvious, The Athletican no3 player went to ground for that penalty - he'd give old flipper a good run for his fins with that diving technique...'   * The Novia boss is up in the sporting dock for comments made against the hierarchy...'We've got a bunch of numb nuts at the helm, wanderin' about with suits and hefty bank balances whilst their subjects drown in the sea of greed.'   Sporting executive communications responded with a press release: 'We look into each case on an individual basis and will be meeting on Tuesday to discuss a range of issues. I will say, however, that we won't tolerate any incidence in which clubs attempt to bring our organization into disrepute.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Game 30   Novia resumed their conquest for the title with a more than comfortable victory over Lunderbach.   Sporting Radio: (pundit 3). 'Nah - I'm not 'avin that mate. You know that Lunderbach are one of the sides who'll never win this league. Listen...their best chance of doing it was back in 1997, but there just aint the resources in place for them to mount a serious challenge in the near or distant future.' (Pundit 2): 'The same could've been said about Novia at the start of the season; you never know what can change...'end radio.   Olby maintained the pressure as they gave Green Tree the run around on a pitch that wasn't fit for a motor cross event, let alone exclusive Sporting League football.   Athletico were able to forget about their poor spell of recent form with a team building 3-0 win over Metronova.   Athletican supporter: 'Well, that was a relaxed win. I hope we can now push on in the last set of games...we've got nothing to lose now.'   Old rivals Bayerns and Tranquilayers couldn't break the deadlock and had to be content with a score draw.   Red Star came from a goal down to beat a flagging Colne 2-1 with a double from their no 1 striker, who's also moving closer to the golden boot award.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Updated scores from The Sporting League. Novia march on.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 32: Red Star are keeping close tabs on the leaders with a 2-1 win at home to Muno...Athletico came back from 2-0 down to win against Lunderbach...Sporting Radio commentary...'Well, it's all swings and roundabouts at the moment, lots of upheaval in the leagues, massive cutbacks to the smaller clubs - it's a  miracle that teams like Novia and Olby are still solvent - let alone competing for the title.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 33 latest... Bayerns effectively ended pre-season favourites Athletico's chances of the championship with an effective 2-0 win...Tranquilayers tranquilised an abject Metronova with a 1-0 win...Novia eased to a 2-0 win over 7th placed Bombaya...Sporting radio commentary...(Phone in caller): 'What I want to say is that you can see how far somebody has run, you can actually see...offside is fairly ambiguous now, but to bring in the technology now would be a mistake, 100 percent mistake.' There is to be a fundamental restructuring of The Sporting League over the next 3 years to make an annual saving unseen in Sporting history. Anti-corporate Universo are the first team to have threatened to withdraw from the league if the Hartle Consortium are given the go ahead to take over the financial arm of Sporting City.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Novia are almost there...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Athletico boss was furious at how his side appeared to roll over against league leaders Novia. 'What was that out there? We just rolled over and buried our heads in the sand. I'll tell you one thing...none of those players out there this evening will play another game this season, I'm giving the kids a chance to prove themselves now.' Rumour mill...Delta have confirmed that they're parting with their manager 0f 12 years at the end of the season.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 It's been a fixture list brimming with injuries, namely to Novia's no1 player as they went down 2-1 at home to a bruising Dons side...Red Star narrowed the gap at the top to just 2 points after dispatching a fatigued Muno 3-0...Liver Halvers were booed and jeered as they played a defensive game against a rejuvenated Pacifica...Tranquilayers had a turgid performance against Olby as their defence suffered from the usefulness of a chocolate fireguard syndrome...Bayerns still have an outsiders chance after beating Colne 3-1...Sporting Commentary...'I thought Bayerns would've been in there right at the end, but it just wasn't to be. It's been a season of nothing to be absolutely honest with you.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Novia and Red Star will both battle it out on the last game of the season for the title. Red Star will need to win the match, whilst a draw will be enough for Novia to capture their first Sporting League title...Bayerns are still on course for a huge bonus depending on the results between the top two on the last day of the season as they can still finish 2nd after a 1-0 win against Delta...Athletico ended their lacklustre end to the season with a 3-2 win away to Zindustrious...Athletico boss: 'Very pleased with the players response today. I'm probably going to ship out a few of the older players over the summer, so we're essentially looking at a long term rebuilding exercise.'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Novia are the champions after beating their nearest rivals Red Star comfortably on the last day of the season. Sporting radio: 'Well, Novia couldn't have wished for an easier way to get their 1st Sporting title....the celebrations will go on for a week in Novia city.' Bolsov and Muno were relegated. Universo Collunteen and Yop Lane have won election to the league next season.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Season 2007-08 Sporting Radio: 'Well it's another season where one has to blink at the sight of Colne at the top of the table after just one game...also interesting to see Novia beat a rather sluggish Chamber Athlete at Athleticas road.' The Red Star chairperson has already caused unrest throughout the supporters after stating that his team won't be in the title race this season due to budget restrictions. Bayerns celebrated the opening of their new contemporary art gallery in the city centre with an artisan performance against new kids on the block, the old revolutionaries themselves Universo Collunteen. Universo boss: 'We're made up to be back in the league and promise a series of disruptive actions this season if The Sporting League bigwigs continue to bleed the smaller clubs dry.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Athletico moved to the top of the league with a 2-1 win over a tricky Zindustrious...Champions Novia  were too strong for Bombaya with a 2-0 win. Bombaya boss...' I've had enough of those pre-madonnas at Novia. I think some of their players have gotten a bit big for their boots to be honest...I mean, they came from nothin' and now actin' all la de da!' Bayerns won 2-0 at home to Colne and have already gotten themselves critical acclaim for their new contemporary arts centre. Bayerns chairperson...' I'm hoping this latest venture sponsored by Rayinado will make our municipale centre the envy of The Sporting region.' Yop Lane will have to pay the fine for being the 1st team to defect from the Colbreck to The Sporting league in it's 23 year history. Yop's chairperson/PR dept were unavailable for comment.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 3. Bayerns, runners up last season seem to have had a bit of a point to prove after their 5-0 win at home to Metronona. Bayerns boss: 'I think the scoreline was flattering to to be fair, but the players held their nerve and got a well earned 3 points in the bag. We still need some investment in the youth squads if we're gonna be up there at the end of the season.' Athletico also held onto their 100 per cent start with a 1-0 win at home to champions to Novia...the Athletico governing body have turned down another request from Sporting headquarters to relinquish their independent status and join the Sporting clubs federation. Class warriors Universo are enjoying their return to sporting football with a win over Indentine. Sporting Radio:  'You know, I've gotta say that Universo played their percentages really well, but as for class warriors? Indentine would see them as champagne socialists!That Indentine no3 is a real fighter, brave as a lion...' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: game 4 Bayerns and Athletico both held onto their 100 percent records...Red Star appeared to be reeling after their poor end to last season against Novia this time losing to Bombaya...Lunderbach admitted that they had run out of funds and were handed a loan from Universo Collunteen...Dons looked rock solid against Liver Halvers after a fine 3-1 victory...Sporting Radio: 'See I don't really understand why the Bayerns no1  wasn't sent off for that challenge. There was intent, that's for sure. Now you can't tell me if an Olby or Liver Halvers player did that they wouldn't get a 4 match ban or something?...come on get real...'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 5 Bayerns extended their lead at the top of the table with a 3-1 win against a depleted Indentine. Bayerns had a major scare in the 1st 10 seconds after going a goal behind. The anxiety of the Bayerns crowd seemed to be transferred to the players for large spells of the 1st half until Bayerns no1 player scored 2 either side of half time...Red Star held Athletico to a 1-1 draw. The Athleticans seemed to set their stall out early and looked contented with a draw which was met by a chorus of boos from their supporters at the final whistle...Champions Novia won in an exciting contest against Yop Lane in an end to end match 3-2...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 6 Bayerns still have a 100 percent record as they defeated 06' champions Olby away from home. Olby boss..'We're still essentially a small club, so staying in the league is a bonus for us. I think, maybe, we'll erm get ourselves back on the training pitch early tomorrow and get the prep done for a tricky match at Pacifica at the weekend'...Yop Lane mauled Lunderbach 4-1 and could've scored another ten goals for all their posession... Latest news: Rumour has it that Red Star have put in a secret bid for Colbreck league's Breekins no1 player...Tranmer, also from the Colbreck league, have suggested that they would also like to follow the Yop Lane lead and defect to the Sporting League 'should the opportunity arise.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 7 Yop Lane continued their great start to the season with a 2-1 win over Red Star. Yop boss...'We've had a solid start, I'm gonna be honest here and state that we won't win the league! You can print that. I'm not interested in all the hype surrounding our move either. I must say that I'm gonna be havin' a few words with The Colbreck league board about some of the little whispers surrounding our so called defection. Well, I will say the Colbreck league has had it's day...I mean who's even heard of it outside our part of the world. Yep, it's dead in the water that one, I can tell ye.' Universo found the Athletican front line too much to handle as they went down by two goals to nil...Bayerns won at home to Chamber Athlete 3-0...Novia came back from a goal down to beat Tranquilayers 2-1...Novia boss, 'Why, that was close! It's always going to be difficult bagging the points at Tranquilayers pitch, I think we got a bit of luck out there today if the truth be told...'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 8 Sporting Radio: 'He destroyed Delta 2nd half, didn't he?' 'Well, yeah, it has to be said that young lad ran rings around them...in fact i think that's his first hatrick in a competitive match...unbelievable stuff.' ( Delta 2 Yop lane 3)...Bayerns were way too strong for a Bombaya side that look weaker than last season. Bombaya boss..' I'm worried because the funds that we had a few years back simply aren't there, we've gotta get used to life on a shoestring nowadays...'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 9 'We have belief, confidence, we're committed...' so said the Novia boss after a confident performance against Zindustrious running out 3-1 winners at the end of the ninety minutes...Tranquilayers seemed to end the Red Star title campaign early with a deserved 2-1 victory...'I suppose if rich people wanna throw money about, then why not?' observed the Liver Halvers boss as his side went down to a late winner scored by the leagues most expensive youngster based at Delta by two goals to one. Sporting Radio...'I'm not sure he's gonna stay there for too long to be honest. He'll have lifted the atmosphere around the place, that's for sure...but nah man, he ain't gonna stay there for too long.' Latest...Bombaya have promised to overcome their current financial situation by: 'Remaining in the league at all costs...' according to their PR team.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 10 Bayerns continued their impressive unbeaten run of ten games without defeat with a three goals to one win away to Green Tree...Green Tree Boss..' I think we've just lost to this years champions elect, they've really got some fantastic players.'...Athletico kept themselves hot on the heels of the leaders with a win at home to Pacifica...Yop Lane came back from the brink against Colne - overcoming a three goal half time deficit to win by four goals to three in injury time...Champions Novia won two goals to one against Metronova after resting some of their top players - a gamble that paid dividends Milloscher productions have gained rights to a ten match deal with Tranquilayers as they relocate to the non-place Industriole Zone whilst their stadium undergoes emergency repair...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 11 Bayerns stunned Yop Lane with a late strike to win by a goal to nil. The Yop Lane no 3 player was far from impressed..' I can't believe it, there were only a few seconds to go when we let in a farcical goal. We need to take a long look at ourselves and see what we can put right for the next match. I have a lot of good friends in the Bayerns team - many I still consider to be friends for life. We'll move on though, I miss playing for Bayerns but now I've been drafted in here to do a job and get us up there challenging for titles in the coming years.' Athletico managed to get their two best players sent off in a heated contest against Indentine, but they managed to hold out for the 2-1 leading scoreline...Novia moved up into third position with an easy win over a Lunderbach side that looked completely void of the inventiveness that they promised after signing the tricky little winger from Red Noughtens. Sporting Radio... Pundit A:'Oh come off it, how do you expect new starts like Yop Lane to really challenge Bayerns and Novia in the title race...seriously mate, it just ain't gonna happen' Pundit B ...'They didn't win the league in the Colbreck division without some potential, I think you really underestimate the strength in depth of some of those clubs...you need to wake up and smell the ol' coffee..' Hallex Invention Systematics have agreed a six month sponsorship deal with Zindustrious.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 12 Novia's early season charity match against Red Star came back to haunt them as they'd originally played this fixture during the summer break - the 3-1 defeat was carried forward and put them eight points behind the team ot the summit...Leaders Bayerns were in a different class away to Liver Halvers as they finished up winners by four goals to one... The Universo Collunteen boss has warned his side's fans: 'Behave yourselves.' Their gaffer hopes that there's no repeat of the trouble at the pre season friendly when they meet up against Zindustrious in their next league game. 'We did well there against Dons - 'they're always a tough team to beat, but we really need the fans to behave themselves. Lets just hope we're talking about incidents on the pitch, as opposed to off it at the final whistle against the Zinnies.' Vallcome have confirmed that they're now moving their consortium to The Colbreck league as they're beginning a new phase in a marketing campaign.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns and Tranquilayers battled out a 2-2 draw...Athletico capitalised with a 2-1 win away to their noisy neighbours Chamber Athlete...Yop Lane were impressive in their away win over basement side Indentine...Novia returned to championship form with a solid performance against a tough Delta, winning one goal to nil. Low budget Sefton Niniann security services have taken over the Dons franchise as the club have lost fifty percent Sporting funding for their police force.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 14 Tempers flared in the Sporting League match between Yop Lane and Olby. The Yoppites were incensed at the referee adding an extra ten minutes injury time, blowing the whistle as soon as Olby scored. Yop manager fumed: 'The ref is out of order, I was thinking about putting the report into The sporting federation but it would have the chocolate fireguard effect. A bloody disgrace!'....Bayerns won one goal to nil in a steady performance against struggling Dons...Tranquilayers celebrated opening their new record label with a new kit and a two-one victory over Pacifica. Latest research at The Universo University suggests that life expectancy in the Sporting region is on the rise, a population expert has said. However, people in industrialised areas such as Universo itself will live an average 10 years less than those residing in the upmarket Tranquilayers Hilti forest.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 15 Metronova had a stunning 2-0 win over Athletico which meant that Bayerns were able to capitalise with a 5-0 win away to Zindustrious in what can only be described as the most intimidating ground to visit as an away team in Sporting football...Novia refuted accusations that their slacker affectation in their marketing is spilling onto the football field: Novia boss...'Well, look, we're not the kind of place where we'll all be rushing about stressin'...it ain't our style, but we've got a good work ethic down here...I'm sure the Colne players would be the first to agree.'  Novia whimsically won the match by two goals to nil. There has been a recent convention on fuel duty rises in Green Tree state as they prepare to make the area a non-car zone by 2020. The club celebrated their post match win at Bombaya camping out with their supporters at Green Tree plaza.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 16 Sporting Radio: Pundit x: 'Turgid, turgid, turgid! How can that be a good advert for The Sporting League? That was the most defensive game I've seen in the last ten years. You know, it gets more and more about the money with these big clubs...' An extract from the postmortem of The Novia versus Bayerns game that ended goaless. The Pacifica school of philosophy has lost it's funding from the Sporting League council. The school of thought are proposing a silent demonstration on the steps of Athletico Stadium - regular recipients of the grant.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 17 Sporting Radio: Pundit X: 'This Tranquilayers team is in a transition period, I was well pleased with the win over Chamber but I'm pretty sure the press have got the knives out too early...' Pundit Y: 'I know Delta have got some experience but not enough to give them a top five finish...I don't know why they refuse to buy over the summer.' Pundit Y: 'I think Olby need to go 4-3-3. I mean in their last game they didn't have enough bodies in support. Lets face it, they got lucky against Dons this evenin'.' The Sporting League Consumer Prices Index (SLC) annual rate of inflation has risen to 8.6%, up from 4% this season. This was driven by higher food, fuel and clothing costs and was the highest level for more than five years.    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: game 18 The recent convention at The University Of Universo continued questioning the validity of the existence of The Sporting League. The next meeting of the great minds will feature 'Is consciousness - a mere construct?' Meanwhile, Universo Collunteen did their homework on the training pitch prior to a convincing two goals to one victory over thirteenth placed Metronova. Red Star regained some respectability with a two goals to one win against a league leaders Bayerns. Sporting Radio: Pundit 'x': 'Forgive me for missing something out there today, but why did Bayerns insist on playing with just one up front? I think the suggestions of ill discipline with their strike force could be true...' The Delta Association of Communication Agencies says the state online advertising market rose 40% last season. Could we be looking at a return to past glories for The Sporting League's original technology innovators?... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: game 19 Bayerns remained at the top of the tree with a hard fought 4-3 win over Delta. Delta boss: I can start to see the green shoots showing through. I think the supporters will need to give us a few seasons to get the finances sorted and then we'll be cooking with gas...please believe me.' Athletico cruised to a 2-1 victory over Tranquilayers  without ever really getting out of second gear....Sporting Radio: Pundit A :'Tranquilayers are in danger of slipping into mid-table mediocrity if they're not careful. You know, they've not won the league since that hazy season of 1995. I know people are frustrated over there at the term of  the sleeping giant. I can't see where their next top six is going to come from, let alone a title. Their top brass seem to be more concerned with opening up health spa's, coffee shop and twee craft galleries in the Hilti forest than putting the cash into the team' Pundit B: 'I think you just say these things for a reaction, I guess it's what pays the bills to say stuff for the sake of it, but Tranquilayers have got the players. I'd go as far as to say that their current crop of players are superior to the Sporting League winners of 1987 but just don't have enough leaders.'   ** People from across The Sporting League have started a march in Sporting City in protest at the Sporting spending cuts. The Universo Council predicts more than 400,000 people will join the march, to be policed by 10,000 police. The UC said it was deploying more than 3,000 stewards to ensure the event remained "family friendly". The Sporting federation say the cuts are necessary to fix the public finances and critics must come up with an alternative. ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 20 Metronova had a reverse in fortunes with a comeback against the youngsters of the league Colne. Sporting Radio Pundit A:'It was hot out there today, good to see the return of the summer, the familiar sounds of the motorbikes coming from the Colne bike circuit.' Pundit B: 'I agree, the sound of motorbikes really does define this part of the Sporting region, but unfortunately for Colne, it seemed that Metronova were the ones using the horse power out there today.' Bayerns boss: 'I can't believe we managed to get the win against Universo today, they were all over us. We've got some unbelievable defenders in our team - I've never seem so many shots on target for a Bayerns opponent. How we managed to win that one, I'll never know.' Olby missed out on the chance of joining the leaders as they were held at home to a nil-nil draw against a particularly stubborn Lunderbach. Novia hammered Chamber Athlete by four goals to one. Novia boss: 'Pleased with that one, we got the bounce of the ball and that was a result that's certainly gonna help as we move rapidly towards the business end of the season.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League Game 21 Pundit 'X': 'Come on man, admit it, the referee was a comedian! There were two goals by Bayerns that shouldn't have been allowed but you don't wanna see it - nothing changes eh?' Pundit 'Y': 'I'm not sure you've been studying the offside rule in recent years. I think it was just another disappointing result from Colne, who, lets face it promised so much early doors. I think they were put to the sword by one of the big guns and that's about it. No argument...' The result ended with a three goals to two away victory for Bayerns...Novia looked like the champions again with a four goals to nil win away at former fortress Bombaya...Zindustrious put a shift in at the Athletico stadium but ran out of steam as the whites came back from a goal behind to win by three goals to two. Sporting Radio:  Pundit 'X' : 'What was all that going down with the demonstrations at Sporting City the other day? From what I could see, was the silver spoon brigade, you know the types, those sort of characters, the union reps in the designer suits, students from the exclusive Hilti forest region quaffing champagne on a day out to upset mummy and daddy.' Pundit 'Y': 'Oh man, this is gonna be a long shift. I saw a whole lot different folk down there the other day, Don't you think there is a very serious problem in The Sporting League at the moment? We might not be havin' anythin' to commentate on if things carry on the way they are...'    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Novia won the big match of the day with a solid performance against Athletico - winning by a solitary goal.. The Novia boss has joined an undisclosed three top clubs in the chase for the new stars of  The Colbreck league, currently plying their trade at Breekins as their contracts expire over the summer. Novia's new director of football believes that he can lure the duo to the club, despite tough competition...Bayerns sure made hard work of their win over Metronova, eventually running out as winners by two goals to one....The Red Star boss launched an unprecedented tirade of aggression towards the Chamber Athlete bench as the reds also went down by two goals to one. Naturally, the Sporting Federation will be reviewing the situation before inevitable action is taken. Red Star boss...'If the ol' top brass want to play silly buggers then bring it on. I'm keepin' my mouth well and truly closed - in fact - if they want to fine me, I won't be communicating with the press for as long as I'm involved in the game.' A painting found under a sofa at Indentine stadium has been reportedly valued at 1000,000 sportingos.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting Radio: Pundit 'x': 'Now onto the old question of Red Star. They're technically very good but they can't keep themselves consistent...big problem! Here's the quandary for me...how many youngsters can they fit in? It's near impossible to learn on the job at Sporting League level...' Pundit 'Y': 'Aye, yeah, never thought about it that way really...'   Yop Lane continued with their impressive first year of Sporting football with a two goals to nil win over Zindustrious. Yop boss: 'Fifth place after twenty three games...I'd have taken that at the start of the season, yeah. The kids now need to push on and steady the ship until we find out what our budget will be in the summer transfer market.' Novia dropped a couple of points against Green Tree in a match that ended up a goal a piece. Novia boss: 'Look, I don't mind going to play at Green Tree, but they're always having sit ins - I'd just wish they'd wait until we get ourselves on the coach before getting the camp fires burnin'.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 24 Leaders Bayerns made hard work of their match against Indentine, finally running out as two goals to one winners. Bayerns boss: I never doubted that we'd get a result here, but the opposition made it difficult for long spells. I think Indentine are one of those love 'em hate 'em clubs - I love 'em coz we beat 'em! Novia won their game against Yop Lane with two fine first half strikes from their number one player. Novia chairperson: ‘Well that kept them quiet didn’t it? We heard so much hype from Yop Lane prior to the match that I was getting a bit of the old earache! Well done to our lot for keeping them quiet. I mean, who wants to lose against a team with the most ridiculous name in Sporting League history?’ Olby lost touch with the leaders after stumbling by a goal to nil against a rejuvenated Colne who looked as though they wanted to make a break away from the drop zone.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Leaders Bayerns were held to a nil - nil draw against Olby and were lucky to hold on after a shot from the opposition appeared to have crossed the line but was ruled out. Olby boss: 'I don't understand how the ref missed that one. Lets just say that I've already been fined for my comments this season, so I'll let you fill in the missing gaps about what I'm really wanting to say right now.'   Athletico moved back into contention with an away win over the Delta  youngsters. Delta boss: 'We've decided to bring forward our policy of giving the youngies a chance now. We're out of contention on all fronts so now is a good opportunity to see how the youth academy is coming along.'   Universo Collunteen proved to be too strong for Bombaya and now look like they could challenge for honours in future seasons. Universo boss - 'We've kinda changed our philosophy over the couple of years that we were out of the league, did a lot of touring and that. I think we could be challenging for honours sooner than the big guns would like to admit - in spite of our tight budget.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league: Game 26 Novia came back from two goals down at half time to beat Tranquilayers by three goals to two. Tranquilayers boss: 'What are you supposed to say after your team seemed to have it in the bag at half time? I've got no complaints, our back line really let the rest of the team down out there...I'm off for a cigarette.' Athletico kept up the pressure with a three goals to two win over Universo Collunteen   Sporting Radio: Pundit 1: Look, I've heard it all now, do you really think Athletico have got the strength to keep up with Bayerns and Novia. I've said all season that they needed to bring in some quality over the summer to sustain themselves. I think they looked leggy out there today and only got the points after a dubious goal. We'll see whether or not they prove to be a coupon buster, I have my serious doubts on that one.' Zindustrious had a lot to be pleased about after their two goals to nil win over Dons as they eased out of the danger zone for the time being. Zindustrious boss: 'We've just made a deal with Halloch Corporation which basically means that we can hold onto our loan players until the end of the season!'       ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 27  Bayerns reached the seventy point mark with a three goals to two win over bumbling Bombaya...Novia remained hot on their heels with an away victory over Dons...Red Star seemed to have turned a corner by winning away against Liver Halvers - Sporting Radio: Pundit A ' Look mate, it doesn't matter what I try to say to you, I know you're not havin' the notion that the Halvers are a spent force in this league. Teams like them have been lowering the bar for too many seasons now. They always go hunting for top three rejects around this time of year on loans to keep the rest us enduring their painful football for what seems like an eternity.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 28   Bayerns won the game of the day as they came back from a goal down to virtually eliminate pretenders Athletico from the main race with still ten games remaining….Universokept Colbreck defectors Yop Lane quiet with a three goals to two victory…the game of the day had to be the clash of the former titans Red Star and Tranquilayers which eventually ended up in the clubs sharing the spoils in a two – two draw…Novia kept up their title charge with a two goals to nil win against the industrialists Zindustrious…... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 29   Novia overcame a potential minefield against a tricky Metronova but showed their class winning two goals to nil away from home…Olby made hard work of their match against Chamber Athlete, eventually winning with a tap in at the death…Bayerns made life difficult for Green Tree winning by three goals to nil. Green Tree boss..’I thought we played our percentages well there in the first half, but some of the younger players began to tire in the second half. I think we’re really looking at getting another eight points to secure safety for ourselves.’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 30   Yop Lane continued their role as party poopers by getting a last minute goal against leaders Bayerns…Yop boss: ‘We’ll take that. Our players look after themselves and we proved that by putting in a shift defensively. We got a lot of stick this season for our so called defection from The Colbreck League but I think we’ve always been a Sporting League team at heart.’   Sporting Radio: Pundit A: ‘I dunno, look I think Yop have earned their stripes. If you look at it objectively, they’ve played some of the most exciting stuff this season? We need to look at our defensive policy next season and kick on from there…’    Novia were quick to take advantage of the leaders slip up to win by three goals to nil away to Lunderbach.   Universo Collunteen continued their great run with a three goals to nil thrashing of Tranquilayers.    Sporting Radio Pundit B: ‘I heard a rumour this afternoon that the Athletico boss is heading for the exit at the end of another underachieving season.’... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 31   Novia dropped vital points against the tough opposition of Red Star in a match that ended up two goals each….Novia boss: ‘"It is still possible for us to win the title, but we have to say we dropped two points and it's terribly disappointing. We are all gutted.’ Bayerns were too strong for a weary looking Liver Halvers winning by three goals to one…Olby all but ended the Athletico challenge with a well earned one goal to nil victory…Green Tree pushed Indentine into the bottom two relegation zone with a well balanced and confident performance….    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 32   Sporting Radio: Pundit D: ‘You know what? It is a strange league…Novia were playing dreadfully earlier on in the season and now they’re in with a decent shout..’   Pundit E: ‘I think a lot of people would say that the Red Star youngsters were introduced way too early…it was a sudden transformation from the team of last year…this is the same side that finished runners up  - crazy stuff.’   The top three all won their games, so nothing has changes as far as the positions go. Bayerns took a major step to the title with a three goals to two victory against old foes Tranquilayers.   Lunderbach and Indentine both remained in the basement with defeats against Red Star and Yop Lane.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League Game 33   Bayerns succumbed to a shock defeat at the hands of relegation threatened Dons by two goals to one, but still remained precariously in pole position on goal difference. Dons boss: 'Look, anything we could've got from the Bayerns game was always going to be a bonus. I was as surprised as the next person that we came away with three golden points.' Athletico blew their chance of taking advantage of the Bayerns slip up as they were held by a brilliant Bombaya. Champions Novia moved level on points with the leaders - winning against Universo by two goals to one. Universo executive: 'When you look at some of the decisions that went against us, it makes one think whether our activism off the field can influence some of the key decisions on the field. I think that ref needs to take a long look at himself...'   Sporting Radio: Pundit X: '...and the Bayerns no1 player?' Caller: 'To be fair, well yeah, he's a Rolls Royce.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 34   Novia came back from a goal down against Colne to run out as victors by three goals to one... Novia boss: 'I was told that my no2 defender might actually have a minor groin strain - something we could do without at such a crucial stage in the season. I'm the gaffer and will have to make a call about the fitness levels of the player prior to the next match.' The Yop Lane run continued as the Yoppites beat Chamber Athlete at home by two goals to nil. Red Star kept up the fight for a financial top five bonus with a three goals to two win over Delta.   Sporting Radio: Pundit X: 'Don't you go thinking the title race is a done deal, though...anything less than a Bayerns win will be welcomed by Novia, who are relying on the legends stumbling in the home straight - and Zindustrious are in no mood to be lambs to the slaughter at the Bayerns Metropolitan stadium.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 35   Defending champions Novia knocked Bayerns off their perch in what could prove to be the defining moment of the season. Sporting Radio: Pundit A: "I'm not sure if the Bayerns gaffer is one for omens but they have never won the league after losing in the last five matches of the season." Pundit B: "I don't think that sort of stuff will bother him - more a thing for us anoraks methinks!" Pundit A: "Well, I think the Bayerns were well and truly outplayed there today...Novia showed us why they're the champions...it was a good advert for Sporting League football." Indentine were pushed to the brink and now need nothing short of a miracle if they're going to keep themselves in the league as they went down by two goals to one against fellow strugglers Dons. Dons trainer: 'Come on Dons! That was gritty stuff we showed out there. The Tines meant business today, but we were too tough for 'em. Go ooon Dons...' Athletico held onto their outside chance of glory to an in form Green Tree with a two goals to one triumph. Red Star moved closer to the top four after beating a tricky Universe Collunteen by three goals to two.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 36   Novia  kept up the pressure after an away win against Pacifica...Universo cemented their successful return to the league by beating closest rivals Delta to all but take eighth position...Bayerns made a swift recovery against doomed Lunderbach with a three goals to nil home win...Athletico showed former Colbreck league greats Yop Lane how it's done with a four goals to two away win...The spoils were shared in the industrial derby between relegation fodder Indentine and Zindustrious with a draw. Indentine boss: "Feel a bit aggrieved to be honest. It's like Zindustrious came along and replicated our model and basically stole their way into the league. Where did our sponsors of twenty years go to? Where did our youth team go? I think our ex chair has a lot to answer for. We were a team on the up a few seasons back. Luckily for us, there are always swings and roundabouts. We've really gotta knuckle down if we're staying in the league over the last two games."     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 37   Sporting Radio: Pundit A: "Well my friend, we're on the cusp of finding out who are going to be crowned champions this season...would you put a few sportingos on Novia now?" Pundit Y: "It's never over till the boat puts down the anchor...I think three nil hammering of Indentine won't do them any harm as they go into the last game." Pundit A: "How about Indentine then? That defeat means that they're the first confirmed relegation candidate." Pundit Y: "Yeah, it's always a sad day when a long standing team falls out of the league. I'm sure they'll be back for re-election in the next couple of years, I mean look what a break did to revitalize the Universo Collunteen cause?" Pundit A: "What d'ya think is going to happen to Bayerns?" Pundit Y: "Well, I can see them keeping their cool in the last match. I don't think Red Star were at the races today in all fairness, which let the Bayerns nick a goal through a set piece at the death."   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 38   Sporting Radio: Pundit X: ‘Well we got the top gig in providing post match analysis on the last game of the season – and what a day we’ve had!’   Pundit Y: ‘Aye, it was a day and a half that’s for sure, I must admit that I can’t believe that my team threw it away on the last day…sorry, I know I’m supposed to stay impartial, but Novia…you’ll never get a better chance to retain your championship – what were you lot playing at?’   Pundit X: ‘Looks like we’ll be joining the dethroned Novia supporters to drown our sorrows later on this evening…but we’ve got a great show lined up this evening…’   Ex champions Olby stood by their word and made life difficult for a tired looking Novia with a one goal to nil victory. Novia boss: ‘Credit to  the lads out there today, I’m still waiting for the Bayerns result to come through but it looks like we’ve blown it to be honest…can’t really say any more to you guys at the moment, it’s very emotional for the players in the dressing room.’   Bayerns took their first title for four years with a solid performance against Delta. Bayerns boss: ‘Brillaint, can’t believe it to be fair! I thought Novia were gonna get at least a draw against Olby. Our players were so low after our defeat to Novia two weeks ago, but we continued to believe in ourselves, digging deep and here we are with the Sporting League trophy! I’ve got huge respect for our board, who in spite of all the financial difficulties over the last year, made funds available in the New Year…that was the key for us.’ Athletico recorded the highest ever points tally for third place (ninety two points) with a two goals to one win over Tranquilayers. Athletico chairperson: ‘ Lovely performance there. I’m well pleased with all the staff, remember, we’re the only truly independent club in The Sporting League and the financial rewards for a top three finish in the current climate cannot be underestimated.’ Dons joined Indentine as the second relegated team as they were beaten in a fiery performance by Bombaya. Dons boss: ‘We’ll do the tour for a few years, we need the time out to be fair. I criticised Bombaya at the start of the game for their commitment, but I’ve gotta eat my words now.'   **Dons have now officially sacked their boss as they have said there needs to be a ‘serious downscale of the company.’ (Dons PR dept).   Sporting Athlete return to the league next season after winning the Vello Cup. Pointeso were also voted into the league after a successful pitch made in Sporting City – beating two hundred competitors.      ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Season 2008-2009 Game 1 Novia came straight out of the traps with a two goals away win over Colne...Novia gaffer: ' Well, I'm happy with that start, I've brought a few kids in and they earned their stripes out there today.' Pointeso celebrated their introduction to Sporting League football with a nil-nil draw against champions Bayerns.It's been suggested that Pointeso will bring something of an avant garde edginess to Sporting League culture. Sporting radio: Pundit a: 'Look mate, if you call that nonsense dancing on the centre circle I'd eat my hat if I owned one.' Pundit B: 'Come on, wake up, smell the coffee and get real...the youngies love all that stuff down in Athletico city...I quite liked it..' Red Star poured further misery on Tranquilayers with a 4-1 away triumph.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 2   Novia continued their strong start to the season with a convincing two goals to nil away win against Lunderbach. Sporting Radio: Pundit A: ‘I’m just feeling a little tired at how easily Lunderbach rolled over out there today. I think they’ve got the quality to be a top eight side, but the desire just isn’t there.’ Pundit B: ‘I think if you look a little closer, you’d find out that all the problems with the board over the last ten years has had a huge impact over there.’ Pundit A: ‘How are you doing today? I saw your face in the crowd at the three nil home win for Athletico against Tranquilayers…you didn’t appear too pleased?’ Pundit B, ‘Aye, OK, don’t start rubbing it in, it’s well documented that my shares in the club haven’t been coming up trumps for me for a while now. I think we need to look a bit closer to home, perhaps a bit of philanthropy from the exclusive Hilti forest district wouldn’t go a miss. It’s meant that my kids will have to wait another year before they can get the ol’ souped up sports cars they’ve been naggin’ me about. I’ve even had to cut down my visits to the race track to three times a week. I’m still quaffing the champers and chompin’ the asparagus mind…’ New kids Pointeso notched up their first win against Zindustriuos. Zinny boss: ‘’They’re a good looking team, but I can’t see much strength in depth with the Pointeso set up, a few hatchet jobs and they’re gonna struggle…’ Champions Bayerns came back from two goals down against Metronova to win three goals to two.   News just in: The Red Star no1 player has defected to the Colbreck league on a free to Red Noughtens. Red Star execs refuse to comment but are believed to be reviewing their legal options.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting Game 3   Sporting radio: Pundit A: ‘I think they (Yop Lane) were great last season. Let us not forget that they had to sell all their assets to get into The Sporting League. Nah, I think they’ve been fantastic, they did what they had to do on what was the thinnest shoestring…’ Pundit B: ‘With respect, they just shipped the dosh across to Novia Estates to hold onto…I think there were some strange forces at play there. They seem to be getting lambasted for defecting from The Colbreck league and making something of themselves…a familiar green eyed cry if you ask me.’   Novia made it three straight wins in a row winning by a goal to nil against Bombaya. Novia gaffer: ‘That will do me fine. I’m pleased with our defensive record over the first three – no goals conceded but injury to the central defender is a concern for us now. I can’t believe the Bombaya striker wasn’t given the marching orders, but there you go.’   Tranquilayers recorded their worst ever start to a Sporting season and found themselves rooted to the foot of the table after losing four goals to nil at home to Yop Lane.   Newly elected Sporting Athlete beat Athletico by two goals to one in what was the surprise result of the day. Sporting boss: ‘We’ve been out of the league for about fifteen years, so to come back and win against Athletico is a dream come true. I feel we owe it to our fans to do everything we can to stay in the league. We’ve got a great base in Sporting city and have some big companies offering us backing this time around.’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 *** Please scroll down to view the pundits preview of the matches at the bottom of this article. The Sporting League show rolls onto Wakefield in Temporary art Show 3 Part 2. Visitors at the event will be invited to predict the scores from game 4 with the opportunity of winning a bespoke engraved Sporting League foil cup. Please feel free to take part here and predict your own scores via the comments section. Temporary Art Show 3 Part 2Wednesday 25th May 2011, 5-9pmWestgate Studios Project SpacePrudential Building55 Westgate, WakefieldWest YorkshireWF1 1BW http://aliceandbobcurate.wordpress.com/aliceandbobcurate@yahoo.co.ukFor the second installment of Temporary Art Show 3, selected artists and collectives presentdiverse works of sculpture, installation, drawing, artists' books and video for one night only.Sally Barker, Kevin Boniface, Alice Bradshaw & Bob Miner, Andrea Cotton,Marcin Konior, Pui Lee, Lemeh42, Duncan Lister & Bob Milner, Pete McPartlan,Marc Renshaw, Rosanne Robertson, Preben Van der Straete, Jared Szpakowski,WildLand Urban Interface Collective.Curated by Alice Bradshaw & Bob Milner, Curators in Residence, Westgate Studios ProjectSpace.Temporary Art Show 3 is sponsored in kind by Ossett Breweryhttp://www.ossett-brewery.co.uk/ About Alice & BobAlice and Bob are artists who also curate and have previously collaborated on a number of projects sincemeeting in 2007 including Temporary Art Show at Bates Mill in Huddersfield in 2008, Temporary Art Space atthe Piece Hall in Halifax in 2009 and Warehouse Weekend at Bates Mill in Huddersfield in 2010.http://aliceandbobcurate.wordpress.com/About Westgate StudiosWestgate Studios are housed in the Grade II listed Prudential Building on Westgate in the city centre ofWakefield. The studios are currently self-organised by the artists after ceasing to operate as a managedorganisation in 2010.http://www.westgatestudios.net/TravelWakefield bus station and Wakefield Westgate train station are in walking distance, with direct trains to Leeds,York, Newcastle, Sheffield, Doncaster, Birmingham, Nottingham, London, Glasgow and Edinburgh.http://www.metrojourneyplanner.info/ Sporting League: Game 4 Preview Pundit A: 'Well I'm lookin' at the game of the day with first and second placed Novia and Red Star what d'ya think of that one eh?' Pundit B: 'Can't be sure to be honest. They've got history - make no bones about it but I just get a bit of a feeling that it could be a draw. I was down at the Novia ground the other day actually. Ye remember that guy, erm, he was working on the tills a couple of years back, really chatty bloke?' Pundit A: 'Oh aye, I couldn't get away...' Pundit B: 'Well, yeah, he's only gone and gotten himself on the board! That's what I love about Novia - the class divide isn't as strong as most clubs and that include our champagne socialist types Universo Collunteen.' Pundit A: 'Ok, Ok, back to the games- I'm lookin' at the table and see Tranquilayers at the bottom, have they got their work cut out for themselves against Universo? Pundit B: 'It's the rich versus the so called poor. I don't get all this working class Universo talk, I mean it was a run down area back in the 80's but it's a bit of an intellectual hub nowadays. The match? Well, I can see Universo winning that one, not by much, but Tranquilayers just haven't got themselves out of the traps yet.' Pundit A: 'Bayerns won't have any problems  against Colne. I'm going to be going over to that game ye know? Gets m'self a good round of golf in the mornin', the races in the afternoon and the match in the evenin - love me visits to the Bayerns.' Pundit B: 'Will I get the perks if I get your job when you call it a day?' Studio laughter. Pundit A: 'Come back in twenty years and ask that question again son.' Pundit B: 'Yop Lane. I hear they were talking about an easy win against Sporting Athlete even though they beat a strong Athletico side, do you think there's a bit too much disrespect coming out of the Yop press office?' Pundit A: 'I think they've got a good mentality. I'm doin' an after dinner speech down there next week, it's gonna be one of those high brow affairs. I'm only gonna be sayin' good things about about them, they really put on a good show down there. As for the match, well, could be a draw mate.' The Sporting League, sponsored by Rayinado since 1985. ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 *** Please scroll down to view the pundits preview of the matches at the bottom of this article. The Sporting League show rolls onto Wakefield in Temporary art Show 3 Part 2. Visitors at the event will be invited to predict the scores from game 4 with the opportunity of winning a bespoke engraved Sporting League foil cup. Please feel free to take part here and predict your own scores via the comments section. Temporary Art Show 3 Part 2Wednesday 25th May 2011, 5-9pmWestgate Studios Project SpacePrudential Building55 Westgate, WakefieldWest YorkshireWF1 1BW Pundit Commentary Continued: Game 4 Preview. Pundit A: 'I'm not sure about Universo ye know. I think they've been a bit lucky over the last few games and get a bit of a feeling that the ol' Tranquilayers will turn 'em over.' Pundit C: 'Well, I've got my place ready on the bench when Athletico play Olby.' Pundit C: 'How on earth did you get that? It costs a fortune on the cheap seats in Athletico stadium.' Pundit C: 'Lets just say that I won in my round of golf against the Athletican Chief Executive. I know people in high places...' Pundit A: 'I think we're being wound up mate, I'm the one who gets all the exclusive gigs around here. Seriously, are you on the bench?' Pundit C: 'Aye, I've got some big contacts as well you know..I do a lot of after dinner speeches.' Pundit B: Well, I quite like the look of Liver Halvers for an away win against Pacifica. I think I'll throw a few pennies on that one..'       ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 4 Novia maintained a one hundred percent start to the season with a two goals to nil away win at Red Star. Novia boss: 'We picked up a few injuries to key players out there today - not too sure why the ref wasn't picking up on it. I think we need a few more pennies in the budget if we're going to sustain the pressure. I don't speak to the board to be honest, I do my thing and they do theirs, we don't get on, I've told them so in the past. I hope the pressure from our core supporters can turn the screw on 'em a bit.' Universo Collunteen made it four straight defeats for Tranquilayers as they eased home by two goals to one - playing with a second string squad. Universo gaffer: 'I just seem to feel tired all the time at the moment. I was getting it in the neck down the Universo local at the start of the game for sending out my second team, but I really believed we were going to win. It can be tough coz I'm also a supporter so I see those down the local as important as my backroom staff. Yeah, it's tough, but second place after four games is alright. I'm of for a few jars now and I think I'll treat myself to fish and chips from the Universo café...you should try 'em - better than the cardboard variety you tend to get at the so called big guns Tranquilayers...' Colne shocked the champions Bayerns  home support with a two goals to nil triumph. Athletico and Olby shared the spoils in a six goal thriller, drawing three goals a piece.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League game 5     Universo moved to joint top with a four goals to three way win over Sporting Athlete. Sporting radio: Pundit X: 'Man, that was one hell of a game tonight - these teams back in the league kinda reminds me of the early days...I don't know how to explain it...it harked back to the jumpers for goalpost, ye know, when the world was your oyster and all that malarkey.' Pundit Y: 'Did you spend some time supping in the bar at half time?' Pundit X: 'Ha, lets just say that I've got exclusive passes, ye kno' - access all areas n' that. I'm more of a champers with the chief execs kinda guy than in the dusty bars. Tell ya what tho' - they do great prawn sarnies down at Sporting Athlete!'   Injury hit Novia unsurprisingly dropped their first points of the season with a one - one draw with Athletico. Champions Bayerns recovered from their shock defeat at home to Colne with a home win over Zindustrious. Bayerns boss: I'm kinda annoyed with the Zindustrious stewards for allowing their lot to smuggle in amps and guitars...it was like being at a thrash metal concert, I have a splitting headache - just pleased that our players are true pro's and managed to block it out.' Kings of cool Pointeso made hard work of their clash against Pacifica, finally running out winners by a goal to nil with just three minutes left on the clock. The game of the day had to be the two-all draw between Olby and Yop Lane.  Yop supporter: ' I had a weird trip into Olby city. I'd driven from the Colbreck region. Have you ever been over that way...very different from the sporting zone, believe me. I got lost, found myself driving and driving through the desert - miles of endless roads, run down petrol stations, trees, signs along the road...ye kno' flags flying, clouds reflecting in my sunglasses. I didn't reach the stadium until half time - my beloved Yop were two goals down. I've been following them from the early days, d'ya know what I'm sayin'? Do you like my Yop Lane socks...they've got little diamonds on 'em...look! Gots 'em out of the Yop shop..'     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 6   Universo Collunteen moved to the top of the table with a home win over Olby. Olby supporter: 'I'm spending all this cash for a season ticket to see us play like that...atrocious! I find it hard to believe that we won the title a couple of seasons ago now. We were all harping on about a new dawn, new horizons and all that. Credit to Universo, they've worked wonders with a financial deficit since getting themselves back in the top flight. I just don't think the governors want to shell out the cash for a couple of big signings...gutted.' Bayerns looked devoid of ideas at home to Chamber Athlete as the visitors scored a last gasp penalty leaving the champions licking their wounds. Yop Lane ended injury hit Novia's unbeaten start with a deserved two goals to one triumph. The battle of the rich and the avante garde took place between Tranquilayers and new kids Pointeso, ending in a two - two draw. Pointeso boss: 'I'm looking at our defence. Did you see how many times their forwards lashed out? I think there is always going to be the advantage played to the old guard like Tranquilayers. I haven't seen them win a title since, when, 1995? I think we're a cool team, good looking I hasten to add. We've got the best stadium, the best players and a good work ethic. I can't say the same about Tranquilayers. I don't want to talk about them any more.'       ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 7   It was a day where Universo Collunteen laid down their statement of intent after coming back from two goals down to defeat ex champions Novia by three goals to two. Sporting radio Pundit X: ‘The thing you’ve got down at Universo is that all their players are home grown…have you noticed that? Universo have always been known for their distaste for ‘in clubs’ and ‘cliques,’ but that’s precisely the mould in which they’ve re-invented themselves.’ Pundit B: ‘Well shall we take a Pat Butchers at the Bayerns defeat? What was going on there?’ Pundit X: ‘Sometimes it’s tough starting out the next season as champions – I really think the Bayerns players look weary. Nothing seemed to be clicking against a Delta side that are surely looking to get themselves back in the top six – although I’m sure no one would’ve thought they’d be in second place at this early stage would they?' Pundit B: 'And a quick look down at the bottom of the table – any early relegation clues for you?' Pundit X: ‘Well it looks as though Tranquilayers poor start has come to an end after the win over Metronova. I think they’ll move on up to the top half now, but they need some more players to come through the ol’ ranks. I’m looking at Zindustrious now, I thought they did OK in the draw with Chamber Athlete, but I just can’t see them getting out of the bottom three. I think Liver Halvers will also have a long season along with Green Tree. All these clubs have something in common and that’s a lack of strength in depth. I was in the car park the other day and bumped into the Green Tree Chairperson – I don’t know, he was there on his clapped out bicycle – lovely bloke – absolutely loaded though – you’ll never see him up at the Hilti forest golf club.’ Pundit B: ‘There’s more to life than golf and races mate…’ Pundit X: ‘So, are you comin’ for a round later?’ Pundit B: ‘Oh aye, wouldn’t miss it for the Sporting world…you can check out the new sports car bought with my promotion dosh.’        ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 8   Universo Collunteen held onto the top spot with a hard earned win by a goal to nil against Lunderbach. Yop Lane kept up the pressure with a three goals to one win over a depleted Bombaya side. Tranquilayers continued their move up the table with a two goals to nil home win over Green Tree. Sporting radio pundit R: 'I can't believe Bayerns getting that last gasp goal over Pacifica - I think it looked offside all day long to me. If you guys out there think differently, call in to the station - you know the number...'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 9  Universo continued their free scoring top of the league form with a three goals to two win over Bombaya. Universo gaffer: 'I'm amazed that teams like Bombaya have started to insist on financial support in the current climate. We (Universo) influence a large section of the Sporting League unions. Come to Universo City and we'll see if something can be done. I seem to get a weekly fine for saying that some elements of the Sporting League are corrupt to the core. Please Bombaya, don't accept their hand outs!'  Delta continued their run with an away win over Chamber Athlete.  Bayerns won the derby game against old foes Tranquilayers by a goal to nil. Tranquilayers supporter on Sporting Radio phone in: 'It hasn't been a big game since we last won the league back in 1995. We really need to go back to the grass roots philosophy and couple that with some big buys. Our chairperson just won't open the purse strings. There is money at Tranquilayers - we're still the most exclusive region in Sporting football, but try convincing the board to spend!'   The perennial slackers Novia beat avante garde cool new kids on the block Pointeso by a goal to nought.   News: Delta have banned gambling in their region for six months...Metronova have commissioned a new 100ft sculpture in the downtown Leybergh district...Yop Lane have let their number two defender move to Colbreck club Bayerticks on a free transfer.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 10   Universo Collunteen extended their lead at the top with a two goals to nil home win over Red Star…Novia appeared to get themselves back on track with a four goals to nil away win over Metronova…Athletico were weaving their magic down at Yop Lane with a three goals to one win…Olby pushed Green Tree into an early relegation zone battle after a solid three goals to one triumph…   Sporting Radio: Pundit X: ‘I’m not sure why the Athletico number one player wants away. The contracts down there are second to none, I mean, I can’t see the player getting into a bigger team.’   Pundit Y: ‘I hear a move to Universo could be on the cards…up and coming team’   Pundit X: ‘I don’t get all this Universo carnival, I can’t see it lasting, the cream always rises to the top. Anyway, what’s the Universo zone got? It’s got a bit of an underground scene for the kids but not much else. I love living in the Athletico zone myself, I’d be lost withou…’   Pundit Y: ‘Without your golf!? C’mon man, these are new times, I’m a bit of an oldie myself nowadays, but lets just say that I’m still partial to hanging out in the Velasch bar in downtown Pointeso!’    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: game 11   The Yoppites (Yop Lane) got their season back on track with a two goals to one away win over an in form Colne. Yop boss: 'Points in the bag - should be a case of onwards and upwards from here on. I'm happy with the way our team has adjusted to this league and feel we could aim to try and get ourselves in the top three. Our Chairperson is a bit of a euphuist behind the scenes, I can't understand a word of it man, but in the dug out we all speak the same language and boy oh boy, that's why we're on the march!'   Champions Bayerns seemed to put their uncharacteristic poor start to the season behind them with a crucial goal to nil win over Olby. Bayerns manager PA: 'The manager has currently gone straight to the board room on private business, but what I will say is that I think we need a bit more depth in the squad. Last season took its toll, and I feel that the supporters will need to be patient as we are probably in a rebuilding phase.'   Athletico made a remarkable comeback against leaders Universo Collunteen with a three - three draw. Sporting Radio: Pundit N: 'Athletico were the better side over the ninety minutes but those two early penalties conceded may come back to haunt 'em at the business end of the season. I think a lot of the Universo players have got good elevation, good pace and great at going wide. It's always gonna be a difficult ask against an accomplished outfit like the Athleticans. I guess Universo will take that draw.'   Pundit K: 'Yee, quality wiv a capital Q will always go a long way in this league.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 12   Universo silenced the wall of abuse from Yop Lane supporters with a decisive home win by three goals to one. Universo boss: 'I'm annoyed at the media for winding up the Yop supporters today, things were getting pretty scary up in the stands. The thing is, you get a lot of people coming across from the Colbreck district and I don't care what any of the do gooders say, there are still tensions that run deep between the leagues. As for our performance? Sublime.' Novia lost a bit of ground on the leaders after being held by the ailing champions Bayerns. Novia supporter: 'It was pissing it down out there, I can't think of a time when any of the players were all on their feet - like a bunch of ducks skating across the frozen Mollochi lakes.' Athletico managed to hang onto the coat tails of the leaders as they won away at Liver Halvers. Sporting Radio: Pundit X: 'My heads a spinnin' after that game. I like that aggressive streak that the Athleticans have brought into their game, although they need to try and get the balance right. I detect a decrescent air around the Halvers stadium. I was walking around behind the scenes and thought to myself that it could all do with a lick of paint. I can see that the place was loved once but I don't know, there is a bit of a sad feeling about the gaff. The thing is mate, I know the staff can't offer me free executive golf passes and champers but they're a lovely lot...really humble.' Pundit Y: 'I can see 'em goin' down this season mate.'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 13   Universo continued their quest for Sporting League domination with a hard fought two goals to one win away against Colne. Universo boss: 'I think we started that game in reverse, there wasn't much energy in our younger players. Hey, we're still unbeaten - not bad for a run down University City team eh? I love the atmosphere at the Colne ground in that it's rather unsettling. (To a Sporting Times reporter)Have you noticed that? The crowd appeared to indulge in a kind of drawn out murmuration that lasted for the whole of the first half. I think it affected our kids to be honest. The Universo old guard support found their lungs in the second half, and hey presto the ol' points were in the bag. I'm happy, we grafted out there, the board will have to let the moths fly from their wallets this month and give us all a pay rise.'   Novia won by three goals to two against Zindustrious. Novia B team coach: 'I love coming to Zindustrious. I used to work on estate 45a ye know? Yeah, I worked on a production line at Maitville Industries. We used to pack various components and things that make the Zindustrious city centre work apparently. There were lots of nuts, bolts and wires. I liked it there, in the factory I mean. I think my mind was erm well... they were very good to me. I used to wear overalls and a mask and ear plugs...I guess it was kinda strange. I liked the banter - a bit like at the Novia training ground.'   Athletico slipped eight points behind the leaders as they were beaten by avante garde icons Pointeso.  Pointeso boss: I'm told their number one player might actually have a minor groin strain, which would explain why he wasn't involved in the Athletican squad at all at the moment. Should he have started if he was fully fit. Interesting isn't it? I think we lost a bit of cash without that player out there - but we deserved our points.'       ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 14   Tranquilayers continued their phoenix-like rise up the table with an accomplished home win at Tranquilayers pitch over Colne by a goal to nil...Green Tree experienced their first ever taste of being at the bottom of the league after their four goals to two defeat by Red Star...Universo were much too strong for Liver Halvers as they notched up a confident away win, scoring three times without reply...Sporting Radio: Pundit X: 'Yeah, Collunteen played their percentages really well out there this afternoon. I think the heat got to the Halvers. I couldn't help but notice how the away team seemed to get the water down their necks every time the ball was kicked in to touch - something the home side didn't appear to do.' Pundit Y: 'To be fair to the Halvers, their manager has been juggling dust for the last three seasons.'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 15  Universo Collunteen beat Pointeso in what proved to be a bad tempered affair. Pointeso boss: 'We outplayed them and they outkicked us...simple as...' The one goal to nil win moved the Collunteen seven points clear but they picked up a lot of injuries - their no2 player is said to be out for at least ten games.   Novia came unstuck against Delta losing the lowest amount of goals conceded by any team thus far. Sporting Radio Pundit R: 'That was a big upset for Novia. They had a lot of possession but didn't appear to want convert that into goals. I don't know about all this celebrity culture stuff, I really do think it's affected the Novia's performances. I believe that they're, on paper, the strongest team in the league. Perhaps that was a watershed game coz the older heads of Delta ruled that game?'   The Bayern's players body language said it all as they're already eleven points behind the leaders after losing by three goals to two against ninth placed Red Star.   Yop Lane moved into second place after a victory over Metronova.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 16   Metronova were the next lambs to the slaughter at the hands of leaders Universo as they suffered a four goal drubbing at home without reply. Metronova gaffer: 'I remember playing them in a friendly just before they were promoted back into the league last year and we hammered them seven goals to nil! It was the last friendly match before the season proper, so both clubs played as though it was a league game. Boy oh boy, how much they've improved! I think we must've had about ten percent possession out there -if that! There just wasn't a thing we could do. If they play the rest of their games like that then they're gonna get a Sporting title and a point's record! Man, I needs meeself a bit of a lie down.'   Yop Lane were too tough for Green Tree as they reminded leaders Universo that there is still something of a league going on below them.  Yop Chairperson: Hmmm, an interesting performance to say the very least. Here at Yop Lane we take pride in our heuristic approach to tactics which seemed to be somewhat lacking in the performance today. Granted, we may be second at the moment but I'm not entirely convinced that we're moving in a direction that is in line with our philosophy.'   Olby put the brakes on the Tranquilayers resurgence with a late goal to win at Olby stadium. Olby supporter: 'Come on Olby, come on Olby...' (etc).   It was an unusual atmosphere at champions Bayerns ground as they defeated Athletico by two goals to one. Bayerns boss: 'We've got a huge section of the press writing ourselves and Athletico off this season which suits us both to be honest. Rebuilding takes time, it's our intention to kick the can round the stadium for the season and see what it looks like at the end...hopefully without too many dents and scuff marks.'   Red Star drew around the Zindustrious problems in fluorescent marker pen as they ran out winners by four goals to one.   Sporting City are looking to develop their home club Sporting Athlete but are struggling to find a buyer because of it's location just outside the boundary of the Kapitale in the industrial region of Hasting Maye.   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: game 17   Yop Lane came back from two goals down to win by four goals to two against a rudderless Bayerns. Bayerns boss: ' The players were quiescent in the second half..I can't explain it. You know when you play those computer games where 'player two' isn't selected? That was us. We were just running around without direction. No excuses...' Sporting Radio pundit Y: 'A lot of supporters have nine to five jobs. This game is a religion, they spend all their wages on their teams so I can see why they get frustrated, but they also need to give the new boss a chance. I don't see what good venomous abuse is going to do even before the new coaches have parked themselves in the dugout. Red Star made some poor purchases last year - now they're paying the price. The fans have to accept that they're going to be a mid-table team for a few years.'  Red Star went on to win away to Chamber Athlete by two goals to one.   Sporting Radio Pundit R:'I get the feeling that the same impact of playing in The Sporting League kind of lacks the early buzz of the 1980.' Pundit S: 'I don't agree. Look, I think there is a bit of an undercurrent at the moment, things are changing. Look, we've had teams like Novia, Delta and Olby winning in recent years. I only see that as a positive thing. You walk through Sporting City at midnight, the place is buzzing at the moment. I don't get where it gets a reputation for being a sterile place. OK - it's not the same as going for the nightlife in Athletico or underground scenes happening in Universo and Pointeso, but things are happening.'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: game 18   Champions Bayerns managed to hold leaders Universo to a one - one draw after an abject start to the season. Sporting Radio pundit A: 'Bayerns have to move on from it mentally. You often find when young footballers come in there is a lack of fear - we're seeing that happen with Universo. However, with Bayerns who are slightly older and more experienced you see them end up playing it really safe, it can become a bit of a millstone around the neck. I think Universo were unlucky not to get three or four out there today, despite only having about thirty percent of the possession.' Yop Lane moved closer to the top after winning with their second string squad against Zindustrious.' Novia beat Sporting Athlete by a goal to nil at home. Novia boss: 'We were lucky out there today, their forwards just didn't create goals. We were hounded in midfield but managed to hang on. It was one of those games where we ground out a result...I'm very proud of the players and those kind of points can make all the difference at the business end of the season.' Athletico won the derby game against Chamber Athlete by two goals to one. Sporting Radio pundit Y: 'Athletico were lacking creativity in the midfield. I think it's unusual for the Athleticans to be soft in an area that they've always excelled....they're putting square pegs in round holes.'   In spite of Olby's poor start to the season, their theatre district is in the ascendancy: Playeso theatre boss: 'I'm very proud of the shows and pieces we make but I wish more and more that audiences could see inside the rehearsal room, a bit like the footballers dressing rooms to be honest. That's where theatre is most like itself: a liquid thing, restless, full of spontaneities and unexpected shifts. I think we're developing something quite unique down here - Olby could turn out to be The Sporting capital of culture. We are looking to put a few bids in to the sporting council for a new arts centre but the current climate of unrest has put the brakes on for the next six months.'   ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league: Game 19   Universo reached their half century in points after beating Zindustrious by two goals to one. Universo boss: credit to Zindustrious, they battled hard out there against us but our players won't give up...ever.  There's ways, even when things go against you, of losing games and today wasn't one of them. We held on there in the end and we've got another three good points in the bag.' Yop Lane remained hot on the heels of the leaders with a comfortable two goals to nil win over Chamber Athlete. Novia seemed to relax into their game of late after a fine one goal to nil win away at Olby. Olby boss: 'I'm suffering permanent headaches at the moment; I'm at war with the board as they don't want to pay the big wages that would move us onto another level. A call out to the beloved supporter, please don't blame me!'   Sporting Radio Pundit Y: 'I've hardly seen the Delta number one player have a bad game. They lost by four goals to two against the Athleticans today and their top player got both goals. I don't understand why the move to Athletico didn't happen at the start of the season, although, rumour has it that Universo are keeping tabs.' Pointeso celebrated their bronze key award with a three goals to nil win over basement club Green Tree.  Green tree boss: 'I feel for our supporters. I can only tell them to hang on in there, although I don't blame them for beginning to lose patience. We all know that the prospect of relegation would also spell the end of our festival season...it's a really tough league. Even our most optimistic of supporters were rubbing their eyes in disbelief today. We had sixty five percent of the possession and played some fantastic stuff but were still hammered. It's a case of sleeves up and get ready for the next match.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 20   Universo came back from two goals down to defeat Chamber Athlete...Yop Lane were convincing title challengers with a three goals to nil away win over Delta in spite of threadbare squad...Green Tree win their for only the second time this season by putting Metronova to the sword two - one...A last minute goal for Novia kept their chasing pack hopes alive with success over Colne... ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league: Game 21   Novia moved equal with the leaders Universo in the goal difference stakes after completely and utterly annihilating Lunderbach by seven goals to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit S: ‘Things don’t look good for Lunderbach off the field either after a 37 page secret report was about to be released earlier in the day about their main sponsors Vallosch. However, The Sporting City think tank Mait Consortium managed to get a late injunction which meant that it is currently in the hands of the underground agency Sporting Pollozza. We’ll update you when we get more information. I went to Lunderbach last year actually, everyone was drinking, dancing, the lager was wonderful and as for the food. It’s a great city, pretty small in comparison to many Sporting areas, but in my opinion much underestimated.’   Green Tree recorded their third win of the season and their second win in a row with a four goals to nil score line. Athletico won by two goals to one at Tranquilayers by two goals to one. Athletico boss: ‘I keep hearing rumours about myself that I’m about to jump ship and move to Novia. I’ve got four years on my contract, and I have every intention of honouring the board and the supporters.’ Yop Lane bagged the points against struggling Pacifica…Olby recorded their ninth win of the season as they defeated Bombaya by two goals to nil.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 22   Thirteenth placed Pacifica recorded the shock of the day with a one nil win over leaders Universo. Pacifica boss: 'Well that's put a bit of daylight between us and the other relegation candidates. There were a lot of big performances out there. I was driving down the Pacifica coast this morning thinking about the game when a brick chip fell off a building site and just missed my car. It was then that I realized it was going to be a special day. We were proper underdogs out there; I mean Universo had gone twenty one games without defeat before today. I think a few of those Sporting radio pundits will be eating the what you say...humble pie? Yeah...that's what they're consuming this evening.' Yop Lane failed to take advantage of the Universo slip up after throwing away a solid lead to lose by three goals to two at home to Tranquilayers. Novia moved closer to the leaders as they continued their impressive form with a two goals to one away win over Bombaya. Green Tree came back from two goals down to frustrate fading champions Bayerns in a match that finished two goals a piece. Bayerns boss: 'We started well out there, but some of the older players legs seemed to buckle around the eightieth minute which let the opposition in. I'm pleased that we are the highest scorers in the league, but that's all we've got to shout about at the minute. Let's just remember that we are a club in transition. OK?' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 23   Universo recovered from their shock defeat to Pacifica with a hard fought win over a vastly improved Tranquilayers outfit – winning by three goals to two…relegation threatened Colne knocked Bayerns down into sixth position after an injury time controversial penalty…A ‘Yoptastique’ second half solo performance by the Yop Lane number one player saw them defeat Sporting Athlete by four goals to one…Novia kept up their increasing pressure on the top two after a convincing goal to nil win over Red Star.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 24   Universo moved eight points clear at the top after winning by a goal to nil at home to Sporting Athlete…Novia lost a bit of ground after a two – two draw with the Athleticans…Olby let the seasons roll back as they outplayed third placed Yop Lane by two goals to nil. Sporting radio Pundit X: ‘Can’t believe Olby are down in tenth place – how’d that happen eh? The Yoppites were taught a thing or two by the Olby old guard. I’m still struggling to understand why they didn’t stick with their youth policy down there.’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 25   Green Tree edged themselves out of the relegation zone after a one goal to nil hard fought triumph over fallen stars Delta   Sporting Radio Pundit Y: 'Well I was out last night doing a talk at the Delta Conservative club, and was really pleased with the set up over there. I just think they need to look at the grass roots again. It's always difficult to work out exactly why they haven't managed to show any of the form that made them dominant in the early noughties. Mind you, they do a good buffet down there and they sent me home in the ol' limo, so I don't have any complaints about the hospitality.'   Novia all but said goodbye to their title hopes after a defeat against fellow contenders and rivals Yop Lane. Novia boss: 'We were very tired out there, in fact abject if you like? We threw away a two goal home advantage and just seemed to lose heart after the Yoppites put one past us. I'm expecting a strong run in now, and hope we can concentrate on our own game and wait for other results to work in our favour. I'm well peeved man.'   Universo were too strong for the Olby with a three goals to one win.     ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 26   Novia came back from a goal down against leaders Universo to subject their opponents to their second defeat of the season. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'That's made things pretty interesting hasn't it? I mean look, Universo were coasting in the first half but seemed to lose their nerve at the mid point in the second. It might just be that old experience won the game this evening. It was majestic stuff from the yellows. Still, Universo laid on a good spread for us pundits - lets just say that I nearly slept through the alarm this morning...you may have had to cope without your no1 sports correspondent.' Pundit Y: 'Well it wouldn't have been the first time that I'd filled in for you would it eh?'   Red Star stuck their necks out and reaped the rewards with a one goal to nil win over a stubborn Colne...Zindustrious managed to get a draw against Chamber Athlete, but still found themselves seven points adrift of nineteenth placed Liver Halvers...The Yoppites took advantage of the Universo slip up after winning at home to Lunderbach by a goal to nil...The loggers Green Tree cut Pacifica down to size with a two goals to one away win. ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 27 All the big guns had a successful day, particularly leaders Universo who got themselves back on track with a win over Lunderbach...Sporting radio pundit Y: 'I saw you in the paper the other day walking out of the bookies on Maarshelve road -any luck?' Pundit X: 'Nah, I don't think that's anyone's business. I can say that I got myself a bit of the ol' bubbly in last night to go with the beans on toast though.' Pundit Y: 'I've heard that the Bayerns coach who you've been cosying up to of late likes a bit of the ol' bubbly as well, hangin' around the Pacifica casino's.'   'Oh aye, the casino's...when did you last hear of me doing that scene. Come on lets get on with the show. Right...Athletico...'        ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 28 Red Star had two players sent off after a bad tempered performance which they lost by a goal to nil against Yop Lane. Sporting radio pundit X: 'What was that all about eh? Was it just the heat or have they been putting summit in the water down there? I think the Red Star players should be ashamed of themselves. Did you know that their wage bill is third only to Bayerns and Athletico? They've massively underachieved and I hope the sporting commission throws the book at them. I've noticed that the self discipline seems to have waned over the last few years. look, it they wanna be pampered they can take the long walk outta here. Well, I'd kick 'em straight out anyway. I mean, seventh in the league on their wage bill?...way off the mark and bang out of order.' Novia were held against the new kings of young Bohemia Pointeso. Novia boss; they're really exciting prospects for the future. I mean, the players are very young, and they'll need some old heads about the place given time but there's just a certain buzz about the place. I mean, my kids are out there over the weekends doing all these art projects 'n' stuff, I'm not sure what it's all about, but the kids seem to love it all. I still think we can put in a bit of a challenge, but it's gonna be tough after Universo hammerin' me ol' mates Bombaya.    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 29 Universo surrended a first half lead as Red Star scored two glorious second half goals to silence the opposition supporters. Red Star boss: 'To be fair to the Collunteen supporters, they've never won anything, so it's easy to jump the gun and start believing the race is already over. I was watching some archive footage last week of the Red Star fans celebrating a three goal lead over Bayerns from the 1989 season only to lose five three.'   Athletico moved with menace into second place after a comprehensive win over ex Colbreck league pretenders Yop Lane...A round table discussion began at the start of the Tranquilayers and Zindustrious about funding to keep the Zinnies solvent until the end of the season. Meanwhile, the match resulted in a four goals to one away win for the blues...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 30     Universo were held in their match with second placed Athletico. Sporting radio Pundit X: ‘I think the Athletican coffers have been hit for six in the current economic climate. My worry for them is how it’s gonna affect them over the next five years or so. I think a lot of clubs have got some tough times ahead and it really does pose the question as to whether The Sporting League itself is no longer sustainable. However, you wouldn’t have noticed too many problems on the field for them today as they very nearly defeated the league leaders. Lets face it guys, Universo are lucky to have come out of that one with a point…’   Bogey team Colne caused another top team upset by winning against a Yop Lane side by two goals to one. Yop boss: ‘We’re relying on other results going for us now in terms of our slim chances of winning the title. I’ve tried my best to replicate the Colbreck success in The Sporting League, but I’m finding it very difficult attracting top players to a small club over the summer months. We’re clutching at straws at the moment – I even considered calling my mate who was once Bayerns number one player back in 1988 to come out of retirement just to give some of our kids a bit of mentoring.’   Novia moved within six points of the leaders with eight games remaining to beat Green Tree by three goals to one.   News just in Sporting Radio live report: Pundit R: ‘Well I’m currently stood in Pointeso city centre and have just been informed that Pointeso have booted out their head coach for attempting to fix the match against Bombaya. Pointeso chairperson…’I’m not standing for this. Look we’re a new club and I’ve always stated that if I ever notice any unfair play heads will roll. You’d be fooling yourselves if you think the bad old days of the Basket Vac fixing days in the year 2000 are over. It’s still rife.’... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league: game 31   Universo resumed their quest for honours after a hard fought win over Yop Lane that must’ve surely ended the Yoppites hopes this season. Yop boss: ‘I’ll tell ya what, we dominated for long spells out there today.  We were beaten by the better team – simple as…’ Athletico walked the walk as they defeated a stubborn Liver Halvers by three goals to two…Novia dished out a harsh lesson against fallen champions by fielding a second string side and still winning by two goals to one. Novia boss: ’Right listen. I’m sick to the back teeth of the press getting on our backs and suggesting that I’m arrogant for my team selection. People need to understand that each and every player here is very skilled, professional and works to our collaborative work ethic. I want us to be right in there at the end and that’s why I need to mix things up a bit. Go and write about the price of Sporting League butter or something – the silly season doesn’t start until the last match is played.’ Chamber Athlete beat Sporting Athlete by two goals to one…Sporting Radio pundit X: ‘Well the big story of the day is the Sporting Athlete raid on the two youngest prospects based at Chamber. I can’t believe the fact that they’ve been allowed to leave on free transfers, and I’ll bet my bottom dollar that Sporting will be a top seven side next season. The Chamber fans must be absolutely distraught.’... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 32   It was noticeable how nervous the Universo were as they trotted out at home to Colne - the bogey side of the Sporting big guns. An early penalty eased the nerves as the top Universo centre half calmly put the ball past the keeper into the left hand corner of the net…Athletico continued to put the pressure on the leaders with a crucial away win against Pointeso. Athletico supporter X: ‘I’m well pleased with that win. It was great because of all the @!*** the Pointeso players and fans were giving us in the build up. I’m realistic enough to realize that it’s the place to be at the moment…I mean I go clubbin’ up there at the weekends. There is a real buzz – but they’ve disrespected Athletico which is a big no no in this league. You’d never get that kind of nonsense from sides like Olby and Liver Halvers'….Novia kept up their late challenge with a two goals to one win over relegated Zindustrious. It was also confirmed that Tranquilayers pulled out of offering the Zinnies financial assistance.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 33 Universo held onto their 5 point lead at the top win a win over Liver Halvers...Athletico made mince meat out of the extra terrestrialarians Metronova - winning by three goals to one. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Well the aliens will be phonin' home tonight..he..he...'Chamber Athlete are all but safe, however were served up a plate containing four goals against as Novia continued their title challenge...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting league: Game 34 Universo saw their lead at the summit reduced to just three points as they were held to a draw against cool kids Pointeso...Athletico took advantage of the Universo slip up by defeating Green Tree which put the woods people back into the bottom two and are now odds on favorites for the drop...Novia moved to within four points of the lead with four games remaining as they defeated lowly Delta...Lunderbach put the boot in on Chamber Athlete as they moved clear of relegation with a two goals to one home win.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting Radio Pundit Y: 'I've been having some difficulty in understanding why Yop Lane have been refused permanent residence in The Sporting League. The select committee spend quite a lot of time nodding heads, stroking chins and feigning intellectual sensibility. I've been in on one of their meetings when I was doing work experience as a young reporter and I can tell you for a fact that it's definitely a 'not what you know' world in sporting City.' Pundit X: 'I think you're a Yoppite on the quiet. Lets make no mistake, they were absolutely magnifique in their one goal to nil home win over Green Tree earlier, but you have to earn your stripes in this league.' Universo were comfortable winners against  Metronova by three goals to one...Liver Halvers continued to balance precariously on the trap door as they were hammered by the physically stronger Pointeso...Red Star were deserved winners over relegated Zindustrious as they stay in the big purse zone of seventh position...Athletico kept themselves in touch with a hard earned three goals to two win over the now former champions Bayerns.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting league Game 36 Sporting Radio Pundit R: 'I would just question, to some it might seem rather silly  but was that the match where Universo bottled it? Look, their form has definitely dipped at the end of the season, two games to go and they are made to look ordinary in the one - one draw with relegation candidates Green Tree.' Athletico took full advantage of the faltering Universo campaign after completely blitzing relegated Zindustrious...Novia continued their amazing form and had ninety percent possession against a second string Tranquilayers team. The battle between seventeenth and eighteenth placed Metronova and Liver Halvers ended in a one - one draw, both teams are still in grave danger of falling through the trapdoor into the void of oblivion.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Dethroned champions Bayerns poured further misery upon Universo Collunteen by holding them to a one - one draw. Universo boss: 'We've fallen off the top now, so we'll have to get the win in our last game and see how the other results fall. I think it's important not to lose perspective here, because we were playing the champions who had their pride at stake,.' Athletico moved to the top with one game left to play after beating Chamber Athlete by three goals to nil...Novia strolled to victory after beating Sporting Athlete by three goals to nil away from home. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ' I'm looking at the fixtures for the final game and can see Novia pipping this one. I'm lookin' at throwin a few pennies at that one.' Meanwhile, back in the basement, Green Tree won the battle between the eighteenth and nineteenth placed squads after winning one goal to nil against Liver Halvers.  One more game until the day of reckoning...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 38    Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Well, what a day we've had! Novia are the champions for the second time in three years staging a remarkable comeback in the league. My bank manager is pleased with my spread betting form of late, and this is just the icing on the cake for me as I put a few quid on the Novia lifting The Sporting Trophy. To let you guys into a bit of a secret, I had a wee premonition at the start of the season. I was walking through Sporting City Zone 45 Y on the first day of the season and the sun hit the Millosh building. That's when my premonition happened; I could see the Novia players streaming across the pitch holding aloft the immortal trophy. It's the stuff of legends wot happened out there today. The Universo fans still look dazed.' Universo believed that they'd won the league after falsely leaked info suggesting that Novia had drawn against Olby, when in fact they scored two injury time winners to seal the championship. Novia boss: 'I've been speechless until now, I really thought that Universo were the champions as we couldn't get anything past the Olbs.' Athletico continued their growing reputation as the close but no cigar crew after starting the day in pole position but could only manage a one all draw with Delta...Bayerns held on to a top five finish with a two nil win to relegate Liver Halvers.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 1 Novia started where they left off last season - at the top of the tree by defeating Delta by four goals to one...Green Tree got themselves out of the traps early in an attempt to avoid the zone of fear with a three goals to nil win over a depleted Bombaya...The Yoppites had a comfortable win over Metronova winning by three goals to nil...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 2 Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'The thing about Novia losing against Bayerns today is that they keep falling into the summer trap...no marquee signings, ye kno', a real platinum transfer. Their no 2 player has been crowing about moving for the last three years now, they need to get players like that off the payroll and stick 'em on a pay per play.' Athletico made mincemeat out of relegation favourites Metronova to take an early lead at the top...Yop Lane were all yopped out as they crumbled under the Red Star regime...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 3   Athletico continued their one hundred percent record with a stroll in the park against Drakens...Universo Collunteen won three nil against an Olby side that look to have returned to mid table mediocrity...Green Tree bagged another three points with a last gasp volley from player three...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 4 Athletico and Tranquilayers both maintained their one hundred percent records with wins over Red Star and Delta...Universo won by two goals to one away to champions Novia. Universo boss: 'Yeah, we played to our strengths out there today and got the rewards. Of course we're still down about how we were pipped to the post by Novia last season, but I think we proved that we're a match for anyone with that victory.'...Bayerns were well beaten away to Green Tree resulting in a call to arms from their reclusive chairperson. 'I feel that we witnessed something of a watershed in our recent decline. I now await with baited breath I hasten to add, an improvement on the field. Lets just say that certain members of our organisation may well be considering transfers to some of our well established feeder clubs.' Cool kids Pointeso seemed to have awoken from their summer party by recording their first win of the season against cash strapped Bambaya - winning by two goals to one.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 5 Tranquilayers hit the top of the league for the first time since their last championship winning season in 1995 with a two - nil win over Indentine. Indentine boss: 'I thought we had a few chances out there but the blues are too strong. I can't see them winning the league, but their rebuilding exercise seems to be on track at the moment.' Athletico and Bayerns played in a thrilling two - two draw. Sporting Radio: Pundit X: 'I think the Bayerns chairperson will be satisfied with that out after the recent dummy throwing exercise. I think it's about time this character came out and faced the Bayerns supporters. It's all very well throwing your weight around in the vaults of Sporting City, but, as I said, it's about time that this shady character showed the ol' mug.' Pacifica maintained their impressive start with a two - one win over Delta...There was trouble between the players in the tunnel between Red Star and Pointeso after a one - one draw. Sporting Radio Pundit M: 'I was actually stood down but the tunnel at the end of the game and there was a lot of the verbals going on. I think one of the problems that's beginning to emerge here is Pointeso being perceived through the media as these hi arty types, which suffice to say is now spilling out onto the pitch. I remember back in the Red Star 1990 winning season that they were also seen in a very similar way to how Pointeso are marketed now. I think the reds players would do well in checking out the history of their own club.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 6 Tranquilayers made it six wins on in a row as they edged past an improved Metronova by two goals to one...Universo Collunteen missed a last gasp penalty against Green Tree to draw nil -nil...Threadbare Pacifica dropped to sixth position after surrendering a two goal advantage against Bayerns, eventually losing by three goals to two...Yop Lane heaped the pressure on the new Delta boss winning by SEVEN goals to nil. Sporting Radio phone in, Delta supporter: 'The gaffer need to get down the road! Look, this is a team with history - the only side to have ever won it three times in a row and it's all going down the pan. What excuse will the board come up with next? The proof is that we've just been hammered by those gloating Yoppites and we're bottom of the league. Get the gaffer out...now!'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 7 Scores Tranquilayers increased their lead at the top of the table to four points. Trq boss: 'Drakens caused us a few problems early on in the game and missed a couple of sitters. I was pleased the way our younger players stepped up and bagged a couple of goals. It's good to see our players with smiles on their faces, it's the positive attitude that's giving us the extra point at the moment.' Universo leap-frogged the Athleticans in the Erozna sponsored exhibition match of the month. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Aye, yeah, I enjoyed that one. Those Erozna exhibition events are always difficult to get tickets for, but I was up there in the press box with me champers and caviar. It's good for the networking opportunities as well...had a good chat with the chief exec of The Sporting League.' Pundit Y: 'Do you ever get to see any of the matches?' Pundit X: 'Don't be cheeky. Nah, I didn't think it was a classic by any means, but I'm takin' another look at Universo...it could be their year, I'm poppin' to the bookies on Mezmola street after the show - fancy comin' down?' Pundit Y: 'Look, last time I went to the bookies with you I ended up skint for a month!' Bayerns used the strength of their newly toughened midfield to overpower a meek Yop Lane set up by two goals to nil. The Metronova boss was at it again complaining about the music down at Pointeso after their surprise two - one away win. 'The music...it kills me man! Why do Pointeso seem to be above the law eh? I wouldn't mind if it was more of my kind of music but come on all those computer bleeps were doin' me garden shed in! Mind you, a two - one win was well earned for us in spite of the din.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 8 Tranquilayers maintained their four point gap with a three goals to one away win over Delta...Universo dispelled the myth of 'Fortress Pacifica' after securing a five goals to one away victory...Pointeso celebrated a new big bucks investment in their club with a four goals to two away win over Drakens. Pointeso boss: 'The sponsorship deal is fantastic news for our development plan. Now we need to push on and get the results. I'm looking at adding a few new players before the transfer wiindow closes so watch this space y'all.' Bayerns well and truly ended their stuttering start to the season with a confident win over Chamber Athlete...Sporting Radio pundit Y: 'I was pretty impressed with Lunderbach earlier. They're on of those teams that I feel should be having more success than they've been having for the past ten years or so. I don't know why they ditched their youth policy from the 1997 - 98 season. That was probably the best team never to have won the Sporting League.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 9 Tranquilayers dropped their first points of the season in an enthralling three - three draw against old rivals Bayerns. Sporting radio Pundit X: ' 'That was like bathing in the good old days of the 80's when the two clubs dominated early proceedings in The Sporting League. I'm lookin' at the youth policies the two ol' big guns have at the mo' and have gotta say that we could be havin' ourselves a bit of an 80's revival. That game was something else - you had the strength and resilience of Bayerns versus the pin point passing from Tranquilayers, Classic stuff.' Novia got their tactics right in the chess-like match against Athletico with a one goal to nil home victory. Novia boss:'We were too clever for them at the end of the day. I don't think the Athleticans will get anywhere close this season if I'm being honest - their board have sold off most of the reserves. It's a bit of a sad state for their supporters. I reckon we'll be transforming into a bigger club over the next few seasons. I'm off to the beach now to catch meeself a few rays and hit the surf.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 10 Tranquilayers maintained their two point lead at the top with a one goal to nil away win over Colne...Universo Collunteen cosily nestled themselves into the number two position with a four goals to nil away victory over a dazed and confused Chamber Athlete...Delta ended their abysmal run - defeating thirteenth placed Bombaya by a goal to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I can't believe that Delta won their titles from 2001-03. I'm not sure the managers have gotten the board room support over recent seasons. I mean lets face it, they got a lucky penalty against Bombaya today - turgid stuff.'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Game 11 Universo won the battle of the top two against Tranquilayers - taking pole position. Sporting Radio Pundit Y: 'The Universo no 1 striker scored an absolute beauty and that proved to be the difference between the teams. The Universo had the ball, they kept posession and played very well, very well. I mean the passing, the pass range was pin point, pin point from deep. This side can really play, their no 2 player, the way this one plays, they've never had a player like it...a really skillful player...that goal scored out there today was a classic footballing goal. I can only see this side getting better and better and better.' Champions Novia won against their yellow rivals Yop Lane with a solitary goal scored by their super sub separating the sides in an ill tempered duel...Pointeso continued their mini revival after a poor start to the season with a two goals to one victory over Colne...Delta had their second game in a row without defeat as they held Red Star to a nil - nil draw.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 12 Tranquilayers moved back to the top of the table with a one goal to nil win against struggling Olby...Universo Collunteen were comprehensively outplayed against the avante garde Pointeso, a late goal saved them from defeat as they held on to a one - one draw...Delta made it three games without defeat as they moved off the bottom of the league drawing nil - nil with Indentine...Champions Novia fell off the pace a little as they were held to a two all draw with Chamber Athlete. Chamber gaffer: 'We were almost at the races today. I feel that our kids have been sufferin' from a bit of the ol' aprosexia of late, so to get a point against the champs will give me a good nights kip for the first time since me summer 'ols.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 13 Universo extended their lead at the top with a comfortable away win over Bombaya...Novia jumped ahead of Tranquilayers with a two goals to one win...Bayerns resurgance continued as they heaped the pressure on struggling Indentine with a three goals to one away win... More rumours surfaced from the depths of Sporting City's Halidom centre with suggestions that the league may well be retired in the 2011 -2012 season... Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Well that's all we need innit? I've just put myself a retirement mortgage on a nice little cottage down on the Tranquilayers coast...what will we do if what the toffs are sayin' is true?'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Champions Novia were the latest victims of the Pointeso mini revolution as they lost out by two goals to nil...Universo remained top in spite of their dull draw with a jaded Red Star outfit... Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Looking around the ground today on my monitors, I have to say that Bayerns are transformed ever since their chairpersons missive. I really thought that they looked like they have got themselves back on track. My main concern is that there isn't too much cover when their big guns pick up injuries.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: game 15 The Pointeso revolution came to a halt against Lunderbach in a two all draw...Universo made it fifteen games unbeaten as they swept aside sixteenth placed Indentine...Bayerns looked tired in their duel with Drakens but still managed a two goals to one victory...  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 16 Universo Collunteen went sixteen games unbeaten and only conceded seven goals during that time with a three nil win over Metronova...Tranquilayers were the side with most wins with twelve out of sixteen over Athletico. Tranquilayers supporter...'When was the last time us and Bayerns were in the top three at this point in the season? There's no way our players will let them overtake us now.' Avante garde Pointeso moved five points clear of their nearest rivals with an accomplished performance against Green Tree.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 17 Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I can't remember a point in that game where the Drakens managed to string more than two passes together - such was the Universo domination. I was in the bookies the other day and overheard a couple of Universo supporters talking about putting their factory wages on their team going the season without defeat. It's really got me thinkin' now.' Pundit Y: 'Nah, they'll come unstuck at some point. If you're looking at the best team on paper, it's gotta be Tranquilayers who are having a reformation of sorts...' Pundit X: Seriously mate, you should come with me to a Universo game, there's a real buzz all around the place, even when they play away from home. You spend too much of your time hangin' out in the cool Pointeso bars watchin' the big screens. Get real son, the young hipsters are callin' you grandaddy. I'll buy you the pipe and slippers for your next birthday...waddya say kidda?' Meanwhile... Bayerns put in an almost watertight shift against Sporting Athlete as they recorded a three goals to one away win...Athletico were one nil winners against Pointeso. Athletico boss:'Can't say I'm happy with our performance. Look, yeee, a win is a win but those Pointeso kids all looked liked they were carrying hangovers which I found rather disrespectful. We all know that it's the up and coming place to be now, but their players have got all the priorities wrong...I'm sure their gaffer would agree with me on that one.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 18 Tranquilayers dropped down to third position after Yop lane matched them for strength in every area of the pitch...Champions Novia managed to find a bit of form against Metronova in spite of the Green Tree demonstratorsafter the game calling for an end to the Novian region saw mills. Novia chief exec: 'I don't know why they feel the need to demonstrate at our ground - we don't have anything to do with the deforestation, I mean the woods must be twenty miles away from here.' Pointeso beat Pacifica prior the the opening of their latest arts venture in which three thousand of their hipster supporters took part in a mass performance art programme titled Network 78. Pointeso arts correspondent: 'We're into the values of self-hood and how we can market our agency throughout the Sporting region as a whole. You must realise that we're post and pre relationale nowadays. It's not just about dialogicale connexiownes.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 19 Bayerns and Universo Collunteen cancelled one another out in the chess like nil - nil draw. Sporting Radio pundit X: 'Well, I kept expecting to see one of those players out there to hit the back of the net but it wasn't to be. It was a match that had it all - bar a goal. I'm looking at the league table now and see that Universo have only conceded seven goals in nineteen games. They seem to have tightened things up a lot at the back, but they need to be wary about sacrificing their forward line in the process. The stats show that the Bayerns had twenty two shots on goal compared to just three for Universo. In saying that, none of the Bayerns chances were clear cut apart from the embarrassing hoof in the dying seconds from their top striker.' Champions Novia made relegation even more of a realistic proposition for Drakens as they won by two goals to one at the Drakens ground...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 20 Universo remained top after winning two goals to nil against Colne - plunging the visitors into a relegation dog fight...The Pointeso marketing machine clicked back into action after their three goals to nil win over a depleted Chamber Athlete...Tranquilayers and Bayerns remained hot on the heels of the leaders with hard fought victories...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 21 Tranquilayers completely dominated their game with Pointeso and only managed a one goal to nil win as a result...Olby won't get relegated but found themselves still only six points off the relegation zone after a two nil defeat to lowly Colne...Expected relegation fodder Green Tree took advantage of the Pointeso loss to beat Drakens by two goals to one thus moving up into seventh position...Universo held onto top spot with a two nil win over poor Sporting Athlete...Champions Novia won the match of the big guns, defeating in form Bayerns by three goals to two..,    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 22 Universo emphasised the gulf in quality that exists between themselves and former champions Olby after a mazy performance from their strike force - running out four goals to nil winners...Tranquilayers wasted no time in finishing off Bombaya after scoring all five of their goals inside the first ten minutes...Novia edged their match against Colne by a goal to nil...Sporting Radio Pundit X: ' I've got real concerns about Novia. Their board seem reluctant to sign new players. I tell ya what...if they'd have gone further afield and splashed out on some of Alderbarens free B team players, they'd win the title for the next five seasons...easy.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 23 Tranquilayers imploded on home turf against a plucky Red Star outfit by two goals to one. Red Star boss: 'We've gotta be pleased with that performance. I put out a young squad today - that's gonna do a lot for our morale.' Universo Collunteen put on an exhibition performance as they beat champions Novia by two goals to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I've said this before, the Novia board need to start pumping some cash in over the summer months because they're gonna go the way of the ol' Olby if they're not careful.' Bayerns kept themselves in touch with a one goal to nil win over Green Tree.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 24 Sporting League Pundit X: 'Well, well, well and errm well. Just when I put meeself a few of the old squideroonies on a Universo title, then they ship three goals against a mid-table Lunderbach. I thought they still looked strong, but Luderbach put on a wonder show out there today. Lets put this into perspective right, Universo had previously conceded seven goals in twenty three games without defeat...their gaffer looked dumbfounded.'  Tranquilayers moved back level on points with the leaders after hammering poor old Indentine  by four goals to one...Bayerns closed the gap above them to just one point in the match of the day against ailing Athletico - winning by two goals to nil...Drakens dished out a lesson in resilience in their push to avoid relegation with a vital win over the Colbreck traitor Yoppites...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 25 Champions Novia appeared to officially surrender their crown with a two one defeat against thirteenth placed Sporting Athlete. Novia supporter on Sporting Radio phone in: We didn't seem able to take the control or initiative out there. That performance was the worst I've witnessed from us for about two years. I mean, I'd rather us lose by five goals through effort that being put through that. We need to win our last thirteen games now...' Universo Collunteen  recovered from their Lunderbach upset after winning one - nil in the potential banana skin against Green Tree...'Pundit X: It was just old fashioned fun wasn't it eh? I thought all the old pubs around the Universo ground had gone all upmarket but the ol' workers arms is still there, we had a few jars jus' like the good ol' days.' Pundit Y: 'You liked the ol' one arm bandits though. Those Universo supporters have got a good mix haven't they? I was chattin' to some folks who could never have imagined their rise since being re-elected into the Sporting League.' Bayerns kept up the pressure with a hard fought graft against Pacifica...Bombaya players threatened to walk off in a hotly disputed first minute penalty decision in their three goals to two defeat against Red Star. The threat of a fifteen point deduction in points prompted a hasty change of heart.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 26 Bayerns hit top spot for the first time this season with a comfortable win at the tiny Yop Lane stadium. Bayerns boss: We played to our strengths today. Prior to us going into this game i warned our players and back room staff that the Yoppites will ask questions of any team, so I was pleased with the response. We put the ball in the box and got ourselves a bit of a ricochet for the first and that set us on our way. The second, well that should be up for the goal of the season.' The Universo defence seemed to be at sixes and sevens against the Athleticans. Universo boss: 'We were lucky out there today. It's always going to be a tough ask to come away from Athletico stadium with all the points in the bag. Their front line missed about three sitters - so how we avoided defeat remains something of a mystery to me.' Tranquilayers failed to take advantage of the Universo result as they were held to a two - two draw against relegation battlers Drakens. Drakens boss: 'Bloody jumped up lot are the Trankies. You won't see any silver spoons in our ground that's for sure. They went two - nil up at half time and thought we'd rolled over. Whatever happens in the future, I can guarantee you that result is gonna cost them come the business end of the season.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 27 Bayerns coasted to a five goals to one victory against sixteenth placed Chamber Athlete...It was back to business for Universo Collunteen as they put three goals past Pacifica without reply...Novia beat Green Tree by a goal to nil...Pointeso moved into the lucrative top seven positions with a two goals to one win over relegation fodder Drakens...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 28 There was nothing to separate Bayerns and Tranquilayers in a frankly predictable one - one draw...Universo looked to have shored up their recent defensive frailties with a three goals to nol away win over Yop Lane...The Pointeso boss publicly slammed his players as they let a one goal to nil lead go to lose out by three goals to one against Delta...Novia and Athletico also cancelled each other out in a one - one draw...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 29 Bayerns returned to the top with an away win over the young pretenders Pointeso...Universo were held against a resiliant Chamber Athlete...Champions Novia kept alive faint hopes with a two - nil win over Pacifica...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 30 Bayerns took advantage of the Universo and Tranquilayers draw by defeating relegation candidates Bombaya by two goals to nil. Sporting radio pundit X: 'It's a bit frustrating for Bombaya at the mo'. I was talkin' to one of their supporters club members the other day and it was suggested that they used to get replies from the boardroom to their queries - but now all they get is the eerie sound of silence in return. It's a real shame for Bombaya coz I remember a time when their customer service was second to none.' Novia scored the latest goal of the season contender with a last gasp screamer against Yop Lane...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 31 Bayerns held onto their lead at the top with a convincing four goals to nil win over a flailing Red Star...Underachievers Pointeso were down and out against a sublime Universo...Novia make it look easy against Chamber Athlete...... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns served up a platter of three goals to keep their reluctant recipients Indentine inthe relegation zone. Bayerns boss: 'I'm pleased with how our players have done thus far, but now we've entered the business end of the season we need to stand tall and keep putting the pressure on our opponents.'Universo Collunteen kept up the pressure on the leaders after resting two of their big guns in their two goals to nil win over Bombaya. Universo boss: 'Well, as the gaffer, I sometimes need to take a bit of a gamble as that pair have played every game this season and looked as though they were beginning to flag. I'm excited about the run-in and hope we can go that extra yard this time around.' Olby still found themselves within spitting distance of the relegation zone as cool kids Pointeso looked as though their recent nightlfe  ban seemed to pay dividends to an increasingly frustrated fanbase. Pointeso boss: 'I'm very pleased with the way we applied ourselves out there today. Olby are still a top club and can cause anyone a problem on their day.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns continued their strong run in with a run of the mill victory over the tired legs of relegation threatened Metronova...Universo brought back their dynamic duo after their boss controversially rested them in the previous match...and he was proved correct as the University of industry beat Red Star by three goals to nil...Sporting Radio: 'I think Universo certainly have the technical ability of Bayerns and it's now gonna be intriguing to see how they perform in the ol' run in.'  Pundit X: 'I'm still not convinced that Universo have the history to cope with the last couple of games and the pressure that comes with them. I think Bayerns have got a tougher midfield and thats gonna get them the points to win their remaining games.'Indentine won the relegation battle as they beat bottom club Colne by two goals to nil. Sporting Radio pundit L: 'I think it's very difficult to say that Colne are down and out coz they've still got good players down there. For the last few years the press have been talking about Colne goin' down, Colne resigning from the League, but they've got some experience down there.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 34 Universo kept up their title challenge despite an early scare against relegation threatened Indentine. Universo boss: 'Yeah it was close but we produced the goals when it mattered - so I can't ask for much more. Look, games against the basement clubs at this stage of the season will always be tough as they're fighting for survival. We're still in the race.' Athletico were involved in an ill tempered affair against their lowly neighbours Chamber Athlete as the ref produced a series of yellow cards before sending off the Chamber Athlete no2 defender. Tranquilayers dented the hopes of a Green Tree top seven finish with a two goals to nil win. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I don't understand why the woods-folks no 1 player didn't come on until the 80th minute. I heard somewhere that they're going to have to offload most of their squad over the summer to balance the ol' books - a bloody shame if you ask me, yeah, a bloody shame.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns easlity avoided a potential banana skin with a three goals to nil win away to fallen heroes Delta. Bayerns boss: 'We picked up a couple of knocks out there today. We've got a couple of players in for scans so we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed.' Universo maintained their record breaking season with only one defeat all season. They appeared to move up another gear to flatten Metronova by five goals to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit X:' I think the Metronova players made fools of themselves to be honest. There was a lot of hot air coming from them over the week. all the yapping about the Universo defence looking weak...a load of old tosh. Metronova are almost safe, but on that performance, boy it's gonna be  a sad day when Bombaya fall through the trap door.'  Tranquilayers kept in touch with an away win over an Athletico side who looked simply abject. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'The Athletico boss should resign now. That's eight defeats this season...it's not good enough. there are a lot of angry Athletican supporters now. I just didn't see any fight against a weakened Tranquilayers. Some thing has gotta give and they need a marquee signing over the summer.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Bayerns, Universo and Tranquilayers all won their penultimate games to set up a grandstand finish on the final game of the season. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ' I can't wait for the Universo and Bayerns match. I think Novia relinquished their crown too easily, but these top three sides. Phew!' Pundit Y: 'I've already got me seats booked up in the Gods of Universo stadium...there's gonna be a lot of nerves about the place, I can tell ya.' Pundit X: 'I'll give ya a wave from the commentary box...mind you, lets just say that I've got the ol' pass for the post match party at the ready.' Pundit Y: 'You're always huntin' for the freebies.' Pundit X: 'It's called being in the business for a lot of years son. I'm off for a game of golf with the Universo chairperson the next day - don't you worry about that...'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League season 2009 - 10 Game 38 Universo Collunteen won their first Sporting league title after a scintillating performance that was sealed with an injury time winner on home turf against nearest rivals Bayerns. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Did I dream that one? sometimes I wonder ye kno'...is this reality? You should have been there when the final whistle went...I've never seen celebrations like it in my life. I mean, a year ago to this very day the Universo were trudging off after being pipped to the post by Novia. I'm lost for words...I mean they went the whole season with only one defeat. I think the Universo campaign has defied Sporting League gravity laws.' Tranquilayers secured third position after an assured performance against Chamber Athlete.Tranquilayers boss: 'It's kind of painful to have ninety two points and still not have the elusive trophy. We'll regroup over the summer, my scouts have got an eye on a few additions to the squad, but my congrats must go out to Universo...we'll have a socialist league next year...you won't be surprised to learn that it's not my cup of tea! As for Bombaya going out of the league, well it didn't do Universo any harm in the end did it? I think they should enjoy doing the tour and get themselves back in contention for election in three years time.' The Pointeso boss was the first casualty of the new season after ill discipline ruined his sides lofty pre-season hopes after finishing in a lowly nineth position.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League Season 2010 - 11 Game 1 The league retured after the summer break with the newly installed Pointeso gaffer demanding wholesale squad improvements. Ninth position last year was way under par. I haven't done too much work in the transfer market over the summer because I believe the existing squed can take us to the next level with a top five finish.' Unfortunately for Pointeso, the boss had to endure a dire performance against Sporting Athlete as they went down by two goals to one in their curtain raiser. Champions Universo were held to a draw against transitional giants Athletico...Last years third placed squad Tranquilayers came back from a goal to sink Drakens by two goals to one...Sporting Radio Punit X: 'I thought a lot of the sides looked lean and mean after the break. Tranquilayers have got a bit of urgency about them when the ol' chips are down, so I can see them being in contention again.' Pundit Y: 'So, did ya enjoy the Tranquilayers golf courses over the summer?' 'Oh aye, always get meself round the ol' eighteen holes and bottles of champers to boot...don't you worry about me sonny.' Punit Y: 'Well I was walkin' to the studio this morning through Sporting City zone 34.5 and, I don't know, you get a real sense about everyone you meet that the season has started...I get a feelin' that Pointeso might cause a few surprises this year.' Pundit X: 'The boss needs to get shut, trust me. I would have cleared the decks and started again. Too much ill discipline for my liking...'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 -2011 Game 2. Bayerns came back from a goal down against Indentine to ease themselves to a three goals to one victory. Bayerns gaffer: 'I've gotta be pleased with that result. Our players responded well in the second half. I like the look of some of the Indentine players and will make a few enquiries before the transfer window closes.'  Champions Universo were still without a win after being held to another draw, this time against Novia. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I was in the Universo bar at the end of the game and was surprised by the amount of executives swanning about the joint. I don't know, they claim to be the side of the workers and one championship win and the're cosying up to big business.' Pundit Y: ' Nah, I think the ol' Universo will continue to fly the red flag...look it's The Sporting League mate, you need to accept the fact that you can't live without the suits in this game.'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101   Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 3   Sporting Athlete hit the top of the table for the first time in their history after a two goals to nil win over relegation fodder Indentine. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I think they’re (Sporting Athlete) are gonna be pleased with that result. Granted, it’s only three games into the season, but ye know…history is history. I reckon the boardroom staff will be poppin’ the ol’ bubbly as we speak.’   Tranquilayers put in a complaint to The Sporting League patrol panel after the Red Star forward allegedly lashed out at the Tranquilayers players in a post match bust up in the tunnel. Tranquilizers fan calling in to Sporting Radio: ‘It was embarrassing to see. I think that player has kicked their last Sporting League football…we need to stamp out this kind of ill discipline sooner rather than later. Pundit Y: ‘I don’t think the Tranquilayers players are exactly shining lights themselves. I know what its like out there in the war zone. Let’s just say wicked whispers often lead to these kinds of incidences. I like the Red Star set up myself…you knows you’re always gonna get a tough game down there. I think the Tranquilayers players get a bit above themselves…’ Pundit Y: ‘Look, I think the supporter had a good point to be honest – we just can’t have players wildly lashing out at the end of the game…I hope The panel throw the book at Red Star big time for this debacle.’   Saints also maintained their one hundred percent despite getting two players sent off for dissent as they held on to a three goals to two lead over Lunderbach.   Paytonia Consortia revealed that they’d purchased a thirty percent stake in new side Haaveno on the back of a one goal to nil shock win over Athletico.      ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 4   The Pointeso boss was furious with the ref after cancelling out what appeared to be a legitimate injury time goal. Pointeso boss: ‘What do you want me to say? Tell ya what…read my mind because if I speak it my bank balance will take a hit from the Sporting council. One win in four isn’t cuttin’ it at the mo’…we’ve gotta improve otherwise I’ll be walking the plank over Pointeso bay like my predecessor. We aim big at this club and are aiming for a top three finish. Boy oh boy we’re makin’ hard work of this, I just can’t understand why our board are keepin’ silent at the moment. Tell ya what thio, they won’t be sittin’ up there grinnin’ that’s for sure and I don’t blame ‘em.’   Athletico suffered at the hands of a three goals to one defeat to Saints…Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I  know that I keep harping on about this but the Athleticans needed a marquee signing over the summer which never happened. I’ve got my sources and know that they’re independent status give ‘em money to burn when times are tough. So I don’t know why they aren’t thriving in the current Sporting recession.’   Tranquilayers slipped back a couple of places as they could only manage a two – two draw against thirteenth placed Metronova…   Novia boss on Sporting Radio: ‘I like the look of the Haaveno side and felt we got lucky with a two – one win. ‘   Champions Universo Collunteen were still without a win as they slipped up at home to leaders Sporting Athlete. Universo boss: ‘I’ve heard that the posh kids Tranquilayers were shoutin’ the odds about us after they got wind of our below par performance. The thing is, they’re sitting in their penthouses up in the Hilti forest with cash to burn whilst we’re the unlikely Sporting League champions eating pot noodles whilst they chomp on the ol’ caviar….makes ye sick dunnit eh?’   Pundit X: Well I’m rather partial to the ol’ cavvy, and um yes, pot noodles do make me feel a bit queasy.’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 5 Sporting Athlete made in five wins in five with a two goals to one home win over Green Tree…Sporting Radio Pundit L:  ‘Money talks in this league. Ultimately from a financial perspective I can’t see Sporting Athlete keeping this run going. I had a long look at Green Tree as well – I just can’t believe they had a top seven finish last season after that display.’   Novia and Saints held onto their unbeaten runs in a high tempo match which resulted in a two – two draw. Novia boss: ‘The Saints are playing some good stuff at the moment but we were under strength. I think Saints will be happy with a top ten finish at the very best this season to be fair.’   Bayerns edged closer to the summit with a one goal to nil win over a jaded Haaveno. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was out on the ol’ golf course over the weekend with the Bayerns chief executive. He looked tanned with a million dollar smile – lovely guy. I think I heard somewhere on the grapevine that Mellsgerz Consortia could be buying a ten percent stake in their shares. I’m tempted to throw a few pennies towards the Bayerns metropolitan myself. As for the match, well did you see the bayerns goal? What a bloody pearler.’   Pundit Y: Just out of curiosity…isn’t there an exec that you haven’t had a round of crazy golf with? I sometimes have my suspicions that you spend your evenings off with the microwave meal for one.’   Athletico squandered their goal to nil lead over Drakens. Athletican supporter: ‘I nearly didn’t bother travelling to the game which would have been the first away fixture that I’d ever missed. I wish I’d stayed at home now. The supporters club has been on at the board for, what, five years now. We need to give up our unique independent status if we’re gonna have any sort of future in this league. Its impossible trying to tell ‘em though.’   Champions Universo recorded their first win of the season with a three goals to two score line against Delta.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 6   Bayerns moved to the top of the league after breaking a stubborn Saints defence with just a minute of normal time to spare. Bayerns boss: ‘We’ve got a fantastic forward line. I had to play about with our positions because the defenders had pretty much shut up shop. We’re fortunate enough to have had a striker who could pick their defensive locks. Credit to Saints for holding on for such a long time. We picked up a few knocks out there today.’   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I nearly choked on my salmon sarnies up in the Lunderbach executive suite. I know I was gluggin’ the champers, but I could swear that all three of the Tranquilayers goals were offside.’   Universo Collunteen notched up their second win of the season against a tricky Yop Lane. Universo gaffer: ‘I can’t exactly say that I was rubbing my hands with glee at the end of the game, but we did enough to give our campaign a much needed kick start.’    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 - 2011   Game 7   Bayerns came back from a goal to nil down against Drakens to prevail by two goals to one. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I can't recall ever seeing a pitch as bad as that in The Sporting League - they need to be hit with a hefty fine.'   Pundit L:  'Oh come off it, if you start hitting smaller sides such as Drakens with fines then we'll lose the teams that add a bit of much needed character to the league.'   Pundit X: 'There can't be any excuses at this level. The supporters pay out their hard earned dough to watch a mud pie contest. Come on, wake up, get real and smell the coffee buster!'   Tranquilayers put further pressure on the Athleticans with a one - nil victory. Tranquilayers coach: 'I'm really proud of that performance. I'll admit that even I thought it was going to be a draw but we seem to have something else about us this season.'     Pointeso and Universo cancelled each other out and virtually ended one another's championship chances after only seven games. Universo boss: 'It's an uphill struggle for us now. This league can be so unforgiving. I reckon we can aim for a top three finish this year...anything else in a bonus.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 8   Novia saw their gaffer sent off as they conceded a dubious injury time goal against Tranquilayers. Novia boss: ‘What do you expect me to say? If I open my trap I’m sure the trusted sporting federation will ban me from the league full stop. Freedom of speech? Smeedom of peach more like!’   Bayerns eased to a two goals to nil victory over fifteenth placed Pacifica. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I don’t think the Bayerns players broke into a sweat out there. I felt for the Pacifica boss really. I mean, they had so much potential when they first entered the league and now they’re a side in decline. I guess it’s kinda reflected all along the Pacifica coast. I wouldn’t take my holidays there nowadays – the crime levels have gone through the roof since the financial meltdown.’    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 9   The match between Sporting leaders Bayerns and Tranquilayers finished as a two – two draw. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was thinkin’ that that game had a draw written all over it. You should’ve checked on the Tranquilayers boss’s sconch at the end of the game…looked well hissed off mate.’ I asked me ol’ mate in downtown Sporting City in one of the bookies on Hutoni strip how he’d priced up the match before kick off. You’ll be intrigued to learn (well I was anyway) that all bets on the draw were closed twelve hours prior to kick off. I think you could’ve got a 7-5 shout before they pulled up the drawbridge on it.’   Athletico began creaking through the gears as they edged their tussle with fallen heroes Olby by two goals to one.   Red Star held onto their forth position in spite of a one goal to nil win over Lunderbach. Red Star gaffer: ‘Abject, abject and erm…abject!’      ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101   Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 10   Bayerns remained undefeated as they swept aside Metronova with an unflattering two goals to one score line.   Tranquilayers gave Sporting Athlete a real wake up call with a well earned two goals to one win. Tranquilayers boss – ‘In light of the financial implications imposed spending restrictions, to find ourselves second at this stage of the season is highly commendable.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was at the Olby game over the weekend against Novia. I had a bit of a revelation to be honest. Take a look at Olby….whatever happened to their strike force eh? I’d be interested to see if their board get the cheque book out and plump for a marquee signing in the transfer window.’    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 11   Pointeso continued their rise through the Sporting ranks with a goal to nil win over bottom of the table Drakens.   Sporting Radio Pundit L: ‘I think I witnessed a goal out there today from Sporting utopia. Seriously. Pointeso may struggle to win the league this season but we’re lookin’ at a major force over the next five years – mark my words.’   Champions Universo moved into sixth position after a three one win over woodsmen Green Tree. Universo gaffer: ‘I think it’s important for us to stick with the Universaire philosophy of read, mark, learn and Sportingly digest.’ ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 12   Bayerns and  Tranquilayers extended the gap at the top to five points with victories over Lunderbach and Yop Lane respectively.   Sporting Radio pundit X: ‘I think, maybe, the ol’  Yoppites game the Trankies a run for their money out there. Now look, they’re only a small club in comparison…it…it…just gets to me when I hear the Tranquilayers supporters shouting the odds. Ye know, The Sporting League should be all about embracing the newer clubs. There still seems to be a lot of resentment about Yop Lane being the first team to defect from The Colbreck league – and some so-called Tranquilayers supporters couldn’t stop the chanting for 'em to get back to The Colbreck... Come on, the Yoppites have earned their stripes – lets just let bloody bygones be bygones eh?’   Athletico created chaos in the Novia defence with some magical play from the fallen giants. Athletico boss: ‘Yee man…we’re goin’ thru transitional times. We need to be given time…don’t worry…get yourselves some true faith press dogs. I’ll try stuff out, I’ll experiment and bring a bit of the old school vibe about the gaff again. Trustez moi!’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 13   Resurrection kids Athletico completely dominated Bayerns in the humidity of Athletico stadium. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I like the atmosphere the new athletican boss is spreading around Athletico city. I went there on a bit of business the other week, and I don’t know, there is just a bit of a feelin’ about the place.’   Pundit Y: ‘Did you get the ol’ bubbly out again? I know you’ve got a bit of a reputation on the circuit for your social networking…’   Pundit X: ‘Aye, when you’ve got y’self some contacts come back and we’ll talk again.’   Pundit Y: ‘Funny you should say that…I’ve been invited to the Triangular convention to represent this very station. I guess they’ve got me earmarked for voice of the future.’   Pundit X: ‘Okay, okay, are we gonna get back to the show or what then? I wonder why I didn’t get an invite.’ (Background laughter).   Tranquilayers were held in the other big match of the day as they grafted to a two – two draw with hipster chique kids Pointeso.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 14   Tranquilayers stretched their lead at the top to three points as they overcame Chamber Athlete by two goals to one. Tranquilayers boss: ‘I watched the game from the Pacifica coast as we begin our promotions campaign to the Golash investment group. We have a squad that need using. I’m pleased with the depth we’ve now got – so we need to use all our players. I’ve got a few promotional tournaments in which I’d like to give some of our second team players a bit of a run out.   Bayerns were held to a two – two draw against Novia. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was laughing at the Bayerns boss out there. He had a look of sheer exasperation after that Novia goal was given as onside. The Novia gaffer is such a character…proper slacker kings they are…’   Yop Lane won by two goals to one against old shoestring rivals Olby…... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 15   Tranquilayers rode their luck as they held onto their top spot with a three goals to two away win over Indentine. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘There’s plenty to talk about in The Sporting League but I was turned off at how easily some of those Indentine players went to ground. I don’t want to see any diving in Sporting football. I think we’ve had a pretty good record in recent seasons of players riding the tough challenges.   Bayerns gave their second team number one striker a second half run out and repaid the faith with a brace.   Yop Lane won by four goals to two against Lunderbach. Yop boss: When we went two goals behind I began to feel the spotlight shining in my eyes, I really did. It’s a tough league this season but we proved today that we can still put a few strikes in the back of the net.’   Newsflash: Pointeso have put in an undisclosed bid for the Yoppites number one striker which looks as though it’s going to be accepted... Apparently, Yop Lane protestors armed with placards are making their way down the lane as we go to press.  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 17   Tranquilayers recorded a four goal to one away win over Green Tree.     Bayerns kept up the pressure on their rivals with a one goal to nil win over Delta.   Drakens made it two consecutive wins in a row with a three goals to nil success over a hapless Saints. The Drakens gaffer made seven changes to the squad to won against Haaveno much to the dismay of their supporters at the start of the game which was greeted by booing right up to their first goal. Drakens boss: ‘Look, we’ve got the smallest budget in the league, so I need to make the big calls. Yeah, we won again today, but we’re still favorites for the drop. However, I don’t know what a section of our supporters were hoping to achieve with that entire racket directed against me. If it happens again I’ll certainly review my position…I could do without it to be honest. In fact, I’ll enjoy spending some time on me allotment up in the Green Tree hills.’      ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 18   Tranquilayers held onto the top spot with a goal to nil win over a Haaveno side that sinking like a lead weight.   Athletico looked like a shadow of the side that defeated Bayerns earlier in the season as they lost by three goals to one in their derby game against Chamber Athlete.  Chamber gaffer: ‘We really need to keep up that kind of form which kind of goes without saying but I’m saying it anyway. I think you the press have had it in for us for too long now. I find it hard to enjoy a win with you lot any more. What’s the point eh? I’d invite any one of you lot to come and try my job out for a day. You just sit around in your Sporting City offices deciding what drivel you should make up next to keep your non-jobs in the recession.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I take exception at the Chamber Athlete bosses rant. I’ve seen him cozying up in the press bar on many an occasion. Double standards a lot of those managers I’ll tell ya.’  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 19   Bayerns title hope took a severe blow as they were beaten at home by avant garde hipsters Pointeso. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was in the bar across the road from Bayerns stadium after the game and a load of these young Pointeso supporters came in. I don’t know, they make me feel so old. What was all that stuff they were playing on the juke box? As I said, I think it’s all about surface with that lot. I mean, yeah, it’s great to have a bit of fun but when you see the young Pointeso chairperson in the middle of them – well who am I to say?’   Pundit Y: ‘You need to move with the times. I bet you’ve got loads of clothes that would look cool in the depths of your closet!’   Pundit X: ‘What exactly do you get paid to do?’   Tranquilayers extended the gap at the top to six points with a two goals to one away win over Saints.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘It’s lookin’ more and more like an early taxi for the Lunderbach boss as his side was turned over by champions Universo Collunteen. I just don’t get it, the tactics were well out. I’m appealing to the lunderbach board to get shut and I’ll keep ‘em up till the end of the season. It’s breakin’ my poor heart at the moment.’          ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 20   Universo Collunteen fudged a pass with seconds to spare which surely would’ve bagged them the points against Athletico. Sporting Radio Pundit L: ‘It was pretty even Steven throughout a game that surely spelled the end of any hopes of a Universo challenge. Surely there will come a time when the Athleticans will surely relinquish their independent status?’   Bayerns made it reality checkpoint time for Chamber Athlete with a three goals to one away win. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Bayerns were way too strong for ‘em. I thought the Chamber boss was a bit dramatic in the post match analysis after a rare win over Athletico. I just don’t understand why he decided to deride us within the press. He had a great chance to enjoy the moment. In fact, I read a piece in The Sporting Times where he had a bit of a dig at me. I’m not sure whether he realises that we’re only here once…anyway.’   Pundit Y: ‘I get the feeling that you don’t get on then? (Studio laughter).   Pundit X: ‘Are you still here? I’d really like to know what’s in your job description.’   Pundit Y: ‘Oh, I don’t think I mentioned that I got the controller job next season – I was out on the ol’ Pointeso tiles last night to celebrate.’   Yop Lane put two goals past Delta leaving their opposition only three points outside of the relegation zone.   Tranquilayers made it twenty games without defeat as they won by a goal to nil over troubled Drakens.    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 21   Pacifica had a great first half against Tranquilayers but the quality showed in the end as the away side took the points with a two goals to nil win.   Bayerns held onto second position as they recorded two goals to nil win over Indentine.  Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I thought Indentine held up the ball pretty well but it was only a matter of time before Bayerns carved out their opportunities.’   Champions Universo Collunteen remained in third place as they defeated Novia by two goals to one away from home.   2001 to 2003 champions Delta found themselves on the wrong end of a four goals to one hammering by team of the future Pointeso.  Delta chairperson: ‘it was a sad day for us out there at home. I look back to when we were just like Pointeso, young, strong and full of vitality. I think that game will strike a chord with all our supporters. It was the game where Pointeso set the blueprint for the future. I think that was the best I’ve ever seen a side play in Sporting football – that includes all of our great sides in the past.   Veenok have announced that they will attempt a renewed bid for control of Sporting Athlete...  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 22   Tranquilayers put in a watertight defensive shift as they held on against the tricky Red Star forward line to win by a goal to nil after a luck ricochet separated the teams.   Bayerns got their sweet revenge at the intimidating Universo stadium – the scene of their Sporting failure last season with a two goals to one win. Bayerns boss: ‘Well that keeps us hanging onto the coat tails of Tranquilayers. It was a professional performance from our second string squad.’   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was outside the Universo ground at the end of the match. There was a lot of trouble, coins being thrown, I could literally taste spray paint in the air. I don’t care what’s changed regarding the Universo culture over the years but there is still a violent undercurrent once you go down the back streets surrounding the stadium…scary stuff.’   Novia turned the leaves brown at Green Tree with a four goals to nil away win in what was a truly cracking game.’    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 – 2011   Game 23   Tranquilayers tasted their first defeat of the season to fifteenth placed Metronova. Metronova boss: ‘Yeah, we put in a good shift today. We’ve been studying the Tranquilayers videos and have noticed their weakness on the left hand side. I can’t think of a side with a strong defence in the league this season…’   Bayerns took advantage of the leaders slip up with a three – nil will over woods folk Green Tree.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I heard a lot of stuff coming from the woods suggesting that Green Tree would stifle Bayerns but they just didn’t turn up for work. I think the problem with Green Tree was that they’d replaced their traditional man to man marking for the ol’ zonal checking. The Bayerns forwards had easy pickings…’   Athletico maintained their good form with a two goals to one win over Saints that moved them into the top three.   Novia dished out their biggest win of the season against a deflated Haaveno side. Haaveno boss: ‘We conceded too many stupid goals, I thought the man marking would’ve helped against their strike force but it wasn’t to be. We need to stay focused now if we want to hold onto our place in the league next season.We have had a lot of opportunities in the past without executing the final ball and for me that has happened in a lot of games. It goes without saying that wasn’t the case today.’      ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League 2010 - 2011   Game 24   Tranquilayers resumed their business as usual policy win an away win at Olby to keep them three points clear of their nearest rivals.   Bayerns edged past Haaveno to retain their position of second in The Sporting League. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Haaveno had a point to prove after their dismal display against Novia and as a result gave the bayerns a run for their money. To be honest though, I got the feeling that Bayerns could have stepped up a gear at any point. I think it was a bit of an energy conservation exercise on their part.' Champions Universo moved up into the big bucks position of third with a two goals to nil win over Delta. Universo boss: 'I heard that the Delta board haven't paid their players for a month now. I've also heard that their shares have gone through the roof - so I'll be keeping my eyes open at the next Delta champagne bash for any further signs of hardship. I've already made it public that if the Delta supporters club need any support organising demonstrations - they've got our full support.' Saints safety looked pretty much assured despite squandering a goal to nil lead with some sloppy defending. Saints gaffer: 'We got caught at a corner and against a quality team like that you get punished. I'm still proud of the way we maintained our resolve for the rest of the match though...' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Season 2010 – 2011   Tranquilayers did just enough to overcome 1998 champions Lunderbach with just a penalty separating the sides.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I’m unsure about Tranquilayers at the moment. They kind of look like they’re on the edge of collapse but are somehow holding it together. I think their midfield has weakened over the past few games and the away match against Athletico will give us a bit of a clue as to the extent of their decline.’   Bayerns were involved in a see-saw match against Saints – eventually emerging from the amiptheatre as five goals to two victors. Bayerns boss: ‘Our defence was really poor today – it’s just as though all those training sessions were for nothing.’ However, I’ve got to sing the praises of our young strike force as we’re now the top scorers in the league.’   Pointeso continued their strong form with a five goals to nil win over Indentine. Pointeso boss: ‘I was getting fed up with reading all that nonsense in the press about our players partying antics before big matches – that’s why I banned all nights out for the rest of the season. They’ve gotta be disciplined. They were reprimanded for their behaviour and were left in no doubt that we’re a club on the up and if they’re not happy with the situation…there’s always the Colbreck League.’   The Sporting League council has authorised the use of additional funds to help prevent the Universo dollar strengthening further, as figures show a slowdown in the growth of industrial output.    ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 26 Tranquilayers came back from a goal down to sweep aside Athletico and send a stark warning to their title rivals Bayerns. Tranquilayers boss: 'I asked for one hundred percent out there and got one hundred and ten from the players. It was always gonna be a bit of a banana skin going over to Athletico stadium. I would've been happy with the draw but our second goal was something to behold.' Eternal beautiful slackers Novia moved back into the lucrative third position with a two goals to nil win over Pacifica. Novia boss: 'I had a great feeling when I woke up this morning. I travelled to the ground on my dusty skateboard...and there was just...I don't know...there was a feeling in the air. I'm lookin' forward to playin' at the Pacifica ground next season as the surfin' waves are gonna be the highest since the summer of 1988. Time to dust down the ol' surfboard methinks.' Bayerns showed little mercy as they plunged Drakens into deeper trouble with a one - nil victory. Olby trading standards (OTS) received payments from online loans broker MMGT in exchange for regulatory advice. The Sporting League confirmed that it was aware of the situation and commenced preliminary investigations.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 27 Red Star have confirmed the official request to leave The Sporting League at the end of the 2011-2012 season. Red Star gaffer: 'The financial situation is sucking the life out of our club. It would seem that the big money goes to the big teams. I'm forever trying to explain to our loyal supporters that we've got no chance of winning another title under the current Sporting regime. 1990 - our championship winning season ain't gonna happen again...it's a wall of fire.'  The reds meanwhile took some time away from the gloomy outlook of the boss with a goal to nil win over relegated Indentine. Tranquilayers conceded a late  at home to Novia to draw one - one. The result meant that their lead at the summit was cut to just a single point. Bayerns enjoyed their trip to the Pacifica coast with a three goals to one victory. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Bayerns look as though they've stepped up a gear. I think it's going to get very interesting as we hit the business end of the season.'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 28 Bayerns and Tranquilayers both had penalties either side of half time in a match that failed to live up to it's lofty expectations. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'We didn't see the best of the top two with that performance. I think Tranquilayers possibly shaded it and will come away from the game the happier of the two sides.' There were a series of arrests as Universo defeated Indentine by a goal to nil. A Sporting police spokesman quoted by Millington Consortia said that the arrests came "after multiple warnings by police were given to both sets of supporters to stay within their designated zones within the stadium." The Sporting League will fine both clubs and stated that all future Indentine versus Universo games will take place behind closed doors. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I've been sayin' it all season that there is a bit of a bitter streak creeping back into the Universo following like the old days. I think that they sweep it all under the carpet for marketing purposes but you can't go about gilding a violent lily.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 29 Bayerns put three goals past seventeenth placed Metronova without reply. Pundit L: 'I've never understood why Metro never seem to get it together. It's a great set up over there, a fantastic city, but the football just ain't happenin'. I think it's a curious place as most of the city is underground. I'm off to zone 34S at the weekend as I picked up a couple of tickets to the theatre.' Athletico put a goal past Lunderbach with a minute to spare to sustain their challenge for the elusive third position in the table. Athletico boss: 'I had a bit of a sixth sense about this game. We got ourselves a good break away from home which is keepin' us in contention for the number three position.' Tranquilayers scored early against Sporting Athlete to hold onto their slender one point advantage at the top of the tree. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'It looks like Tranquilayers are edging past opponents at the moment - doing just enough to hold onto their slender lead. I don't know about them really. It may sound a bit glib, but it's true that we're getting to the business end of the season and it's all Tranquilayers and Bayerns.' Relegation fodder Drakens still required a victory to begin to put on the pressure on their nearest rivals Green Tree after letting two goals in against Yop Lane. Yoppite gaffer: 'I though that we did ourselves some justice out there in the rain and showed our class when it mattered. OK, a top three finish is beyond us now, but the top six is all to play for. It was good to see how fresh our guys looked after the match.'  ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 30 Tranquilayers made a comeback against Delta - but only after the opposition had a player sent off controversially after twenty minutes. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'That sending off changed the match. I think it was a good call from th ref, but I still believe that Tranquilayers got off lightly out there coz Delta were all over 'em prior to that dubious call. I was a bit disappointed with another section of the delta support throwing coins onto the pitch. It was raining coins at on stage. When they get the CCTV footage they need a few life bans and a couple of weeks in the slammer ...out of order all day long.' Bayerns maintained their fight with a two - nil win over a tricky Olby. Bayerns boss: 'Yeah, it was a good win but we've lost a couple of players for the Lunderbach game. It's going to be a pivotal match for us and I feel the officials didn't do an effective job in the protection of our younger players. As usual, I can't say too much because the Sporting top dogs will dish out the fines to nrecoup some of the cash they squandered in the recession.' Pointeso held onto third place with a four goals to nil win over Drakens. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I really like the look of Pointeso now. If you have a look at the table you'll see that they're the top scorers with seventy one goals to the good. I think the ol' pointers will be good value for a title next season. They're a good 9-4 shot for season 2011-2012.' Haaveno have officially confirmed that they'll be moving to Sporting City zone L next season.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 31 Tranquilayers purred through the gears as they beat Yop Lane by two goals to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'I think that the Yoppites tried to get a Tranquilayers far too quickly. Look, they've got to get some younger players in now. Forget about the race to finish in the top six. They looked shot after just twenty minutes. Someone once said that you can't win anything with kids...well the same could be said for ageing players.' Bayerns won by four goals to nil despite fielding a second string squad. Bayerns boss: 'We needed people to step up to the plate   I wasn't let down thats for sure...' Pointeso maintained their recent goal fest after putting four past Pacifica. Pointeso boss: 'I believe that we're gonna challenge for he title next season. I'm pleased to see that we're also top of the recent form pile. If we can get past the eighty point mark at game thirty eight then I'll agree that it's been job done. OK, I accept that we're by no means the finished article but lets judge after the last game.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting: League Game 32 Tranquilayers and Pointeso cancelled each other out in a game that finished nil - nil. Pointeso boss: 'I thought that we were a bit unlucky at the end of the game not to have got a penalty. Our players have shown a lot of discipline in recent games...we've given ourselves a lot of credit with that performance.' Bayerns were left kicking themselves as they failed to take advantage of the Tranquilayers draw as they were held by old adversaries Athletico. Bayerns supporter: 'If we fail to go at teams with real pace like Tranquilayers then we'll give ourselves a chance.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 33 Tranquilayers hit their form after putting six goals past Chamber Athlete. Chamber boss: 'I think the ol' Layers are gunner stroll it. We couldn't get anywhere near 'em...chasin' shadows.' Novia and Bayerns finished two goals each in a game which saw the Novia control for long spells. Novia boss: 'I think we were always going to throw a spanner in the works out there today. However, we really need to stay focused if we want to have any chance of finishing in the top three or four.' Universo Collunteen held onto the lucrative third position with a one - nil win at home to Drakens. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'Well, I think Universo are going to find it tough handing over their beloved crown, but they're certainly looking odds on for the third place. I think they could also qualify for the Triangular Pitch championships if they hang on in there.' Pundit Y: 'I think the Triangular Pitch qualifiers should still go to the top two. We got banned from it after the Basket Vac debacle in the year 2000 and I gets me a bit of an inkling that we won't be welcomed with open arms since the ban on The Sporting League.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 34 Bayerns took their share of the spoils with a hard won victory over Red Star. Tranquilayers cruised to a three goals to nil win over Indentine to keep alive a three point gap at the top. Universo Collunteen came back from two goals behind to grab a three goals to two win over Pacifica. The Athletico boss threatened to walk at the end of the season after his side won by four goals to one away to Delta. Sporting Radio pundit X: 'Aye, well we've heard it all before - I'm telling you that they need to get real and accept the money ain't like in their halcyon days of the early 1990's.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 35 Tranquilayers and Universo Collunteen played in what had to be the game of the season which finished as a two - two draw. Sporting Radio Pundit S: 'Well I'm down here at the Universo stadium and watching as the grounds people set up the post match sprinkling system. Boy oh boy, that was some game out there. It was a bit odd when the Tranquilayers no.2 player kissed his badge at the Universo end. Yeah...honest he kissed the badge. The Tranquilayers boss literally ran the length of the pitch to pull him off. I think it's possible that the bosses actions may well have saved a full scale riot from taking place out there. Bayerns took advantage of the draw between the top two with a one goal to nil win over Sporting Athlete. Pointeso won by three goals to one away to Lunderbach. Pointeso gaffer: 'We'd qualify for the summer Triangular Pitch Tournament but I've gotta go with the old cliche of one game at a time.' Sporting City celebrated their flagship 'Culture In The Community' programme by releasing twenty thousand silver football shaped balloons into the grey skies.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 36 Tranquilayers initially made tough work of their match against Green Tree but eventually went on to win by three goals to one. Tranquilayers boss: 'I thought we did well out there today. All the games are like cup finals now. It's a case of us keeping our nerve and concentrating on our own performances. We've got two games left, so nows the time to stay focused on the challenge that lies in wait against Haaveno.' Pointeso beat crisis team Athletico by two goals to nil. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'It was a no-nonsense display out there from Pointeso. I was quite surprised to see Pointeso employing the long ball tactic but it worked really well against the Athleticans.' Bayerns won three goals to one against Delta. Bayerns boss: 'It's out of our hands now. we've just got to concentrate on winning the last two and seeing if Haaveno or Saints can do us a favour.' ... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League: Game 37 Results Tranquilayers won by three goals to one against Green Tree leaving them one win away from the title if they beat Saints or if Bayerns fail to win against Pointeso. Sporting radio Pundit X: 'Tranquilayers looked keen, alive and were playing one or two touch stuff. Poor old Green Tree were chasing shadows for the vast part of that game.' Bayerns made easy work of their opponents  Yop Lane to take the title into the last game of the season. Bayerns supporter: 'We played well today, but I've always said that we needed to take our chances in those games against Tranquilayers. It's going to be a nervy final day. I'm just hoping that Saints can do us a favour and Pointeso are having a rare off day.' Athletico got their revenge for the defeat by their neighbours earlier in the season with a three goals to nil win over Chamber Athlete. Olby players were furious after they had two goals ruled out as they went down by a goal to nil against the now former champions Universo Collunteen. Olby boss: 'We tore 'em apart for much of the game, but it seems that the ref was a Universo supporter.'... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 The Sporting League: Game 38 Tranquilayers won their first title since 1995 and their fourth overall with a hard fought one - nil win over Saints. Sporting Radio Pundit X: 'The Tranquilayers number one played an absolute blinder and will book a place in the club's folklore. That save in the firsy minute was truly magical. I'm watchin' now as the Tranquilayers pitch fill up with their usually reserved conservative support base. Fireworks, euphoria - i don't think the supporters can believe that they're champions after sixteen long years.' Bayerns were snuffed out at the death against Pointeso in a match that had the past versus the future written all over it. Bayerns boss: 'I'd like to congratulate Tranquilayers on their success and they're gong to enjoy the moment. We need to look at ourselves and give it a few days to decide what we're going to do to get ourselves ready for next season.' Drakens and Indentine waved goodbye to the league for a second time after defeats to Pacifica and Athletico. Pundit X: 'Well, I'm lookin' forward to me hols in The Hilti Forest over the summer. I'll be doin' the ol' weights and gettin' myself in shape on the ol' golf circuit.' Pundit Y: 'It won't last bro'...you can't keep away from the health spa buffets, nickin' the ol' chocolate on the sly at midnight from the ol' mini bar...' The conversation continued across the Sporting City airwaves as the blue fireworks shimmered in the night sky.... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101 Sporting League Season 2011 – 2012   Game 1   The Sporting League returned with an action packed programme which saw champions Tranquilayers stutter with a one – one draw against Athletico.   Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Well I’ve enjoyed me ol’ summer break up in the Hliti forest. Let’s be honest though…that was a bit of a yawnfest from the champions out there today. It was second gear stuff out there.’   Delta winning at Metronova by four goals to one was enough to put them at the top after the first day. Delta boss: ‘We put in a shift today against a resilient Metro, but we put a lot of pressure on their back four which paid dividends for us at the business end of the game.’   Universo Collunteen won the match of the day with a two goals to nil win over Novia. Universo gaffer: ‘I’m pleased with that one…it just kinda eases us into the season. I felt that we underachieved last season so I went into the summer transfer market and got myself a few bargains in the charity shops.’   Pointeso awoke from their cool summer slumber to win by two goals to one away to Bolsov.  Bolsov boss: ‘Pointeso are the team of the moment and we nearly stole a point at the death. ‘ Officials in Sporting City northern quarter say candidate 203 has won the state's primary caucuses in the race for the Sporting City Zone 51 control nomination with 24% of the vote. With most of the votes counted, socialite outsider candidate 200 was in second place with 18%. The burgeoning Pointeso art scene is also in full flow with the official opening of the Naze Vale gallery. Curator Z: ‘We're the new generation, there is a whole new audience, and we are not interested in pandering to a generation that is not going to be here in 20 years time. We are young and if I may say so myself - pretty damn beautifulistically cool. It’s great when you have a mixture of Pointeso players coming to the all nighters we put on over here. As I said, we are the future – the days of Novian slacker chique are long gone. ‘... Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/548101