Sporting League: Game 20
Universo remained top after winning two goals to nil against Colne – plunging the visitors into a relegation dog fight…The Pointeso marketing machine clicked back into action after their three goals to nil win over a depleted Chamber Athlete…Tranquilayers and Bayerns remained hot on the heels of the leaders with hard fought victories…
Sporting League: Game 19
Bayerns and Universo Collunteen cancelled one another out in the chess like nil – nil draw. Sporting Radio pundit X: ‘Well, I kept expecting to see one of those players out there to hit the back of the net but it wasn’t to be. It was a match that had it all – bar a goal. I’m looking at the league table now and see that Universo have only conceded seven goals in nineteen games. They seem to have tightened things up a lot at the back, but they need to be wary about sacrificing their forward line in the process. The stats show that the Bayerns had twenty two shots on goal compared to just three for Universo. In saying that, none of the Bayerns chances were clear cut apart from the embarrassing hoof in the dying seconds from their top striker.’
Champions Novia made relegation even more of a realistic proposition for Drakens as they won by two goals to one at the Drakens ground…
Sporting League: Game 18
Tranquilayers dropped down to third position after Yop lane matched them for strength in every area of the pitch…Champions Novia managed to find a bit of form against Metronova in spite of the Green Tree demonstratorsafter the game calling for an end to the Novian region saw mills. Novia chief exec: ‘I don’t know why they feel the need to demonstrate at our ground – we don’t have anything to do with the deforestation, I mean the woods must be twenty miles away from here.’
Pointeso beat Pacifica prior the the opening of their latest arts venture in which three thousand of their hipster supporters took part in a mass performance art programme titled Network 78. Pointeso arts correspondent: ‘We’re into the values of self-hood and how we can market our agency throughout the Sporting region as a whole. You must realise that we’re post and pre relationale nowadays. It’s not just about dialogicale connexiownes.’
Sporting League: Game 17
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I can’t remember a point in that game where the Drakens managed to string more than two passes together – such was the Universo domination. I was in the bookies the other day and overheard a couple of Universo supporters talking about putting their factory wages on their team going the season without defeat. It’s really got me thinkin’ now.’
Pundit Y: ‘Nah, they’ll come unstuck at some point. If you’re looking at the best team on paper, it’s gotta be Tranquilayers who are having a reformation of sorts…’
Pundit X: Seriously mate, you should come with me to a Universo game, there’s a real buzz all around the place, even when they play away from home. You spend too much of your time hangin’ out in the cool Pointeso bars watchin’ the big screens. Get real son, the young hipsters are callin’ you grandaddy. I’ll buy you the pipe and slippers for your next birthday…waddya say kidda?’
Meanwhile…
Bayerns put in an almost watertight shift against Sporting Athlete as they recorded a three goals to one away win…Athletico were one nil winners against Pointeso. Athletico boss:’Can’t say I’m happy with our performance. Look, yeee, a win is a win but those Pointeso kids all looked liked they were carrying hangovers which I found rather disrespectful. We all know that it’s the up and coming place to be now, but their players have got all the priorities wrong…I’m sure their gaffer would agree with me on that one.’
Sporting League: Game 16
Universo Collunteen went sixteen games unbeaten and only conceded seven goals during that time with a three nil win over Metronova…Tranquilayers were the side with most wins with twelve out of sixteen over Athletico. Tranquilayers supporter…’When was the last time us and Bayerns were in the top three at this point in the season? There’s no way our players will let them overtake us now.’ Avante garde Pointeso moved five points clear of their nearest rivals with an accomplished performance against Green Tree.
