An unkempt army styled unemployed bloke is sitting on a wall by the lakes on Pointeso Parkway. He’s conversing with his cleaner mother in law on her way to The Gertz Gallery.
Cleaner: ‘What are you doin’ hangin’ around here? You look like one of those film stars who hang around the posh gallery parties with your shades on…’
Son in law: ‘Jus’ sittin’ on the wall here and seein’ if I can spot any arseholes…but non about today.’
5 mins later.
He stretches his arms, yawning, dragging on his rolly whilst watching his pink uniformed mother in law starting her shift.
‘Yeah…no arseholes today…’ Yawn etc.
