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Sporting League 2010 – 2011

Game 10

Bayerns remained undefeated as they swept aside Metronova with an unflattering two goals to one score line.

Tranquilayers gave Sporting Athlete a real wake up call with a well earned two goals to one win. Tranquilayers boss – ‘In light of the financial implications imposed spending restrictions, to find ourselves second at this stage of the season is highly commendable.

Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was at the Olby game over the weekend against Novia. I had a bit of a revelation to be honest. Take a look at Olby….whatever happened to their strike force eh? I’d be interested to see if their board get the cheque book out and plump for a marquee signing in the transfer window.’


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Sporting League 2010 – 2011

Game 9

The match between Sporting leaders Bayerns and Tranquilayers finished as a two – two draw. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I was thinkin’ that that game had a draw written all over it. You should’ve checked on the Tranquilayers boss’s sconch at the end of the game…looked well hissed off mate.’ I asked me ol’ mate in downtown Sporting City in one of the bookies on Hutoni strip how he’d priced up the match before kick off. You’ll be intrigued to learn (well I was anyway) that all bets on the draw were closed twelve hours prior to kick off. I think you could’ve got a 7-5 shout before they pulled up the drawbridge on it.’

Athletico began creaking through the gears as they edged their tussle with fallen heroes Olby by two goals to one.

Red Star held onto their forth position in spite of a one goal to nil win over Lunderbach. Red Star gaffer: ‘Abject, abject and erm…abject!’


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Sporting League 2010 – 2011

Game 8

Novia saw their gaffer sent off as they conceded a dubious injury time goal against Tranquilayers. Novia boss: ‘What do you expect me to say? If I open my trap I’m sure the trusted sporting federation will ban me from the league full stop. Freedom of speech? Smeedom of peach more like!’

Bayerns eased to a two goals to nil victory over fifteenth placed Pacifica. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I don’t think the Bayerns players broke into a sweat out there. I felt for the Pacifica boss really. I mean, they had so much potential when they first entered the league and now they’re a side in decline. I guess it’s kinda reflected all along the Pacifica coast. I wouldn’t take my holidays there nowadays – the crime levels have gone through the roof since the financial meltdown.’


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